if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
Once a cobra bit elon's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
Elon doesn't buy honey, he chews out workers.
If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
This is my new favorite insult.
I'm glad almost no one calls him a genius anymore.
Only the same people who call Trump a genius do now.
Just guessing that both geniuses sniff the same stuff. They seem to get same kind of shitfits.
My parents still do. They can't fathom that a billionaire could be anything but a genius to aspire towards.
He tried really hard to be called the "real life Tony Stark" and he was successful until, idk, he fired his publicist? Whoever that was did a hell of a job making this moron look smart
I bet that publicist quit the day he called the diver who rescued those kids in Thailand a "pedo guy". That or he just got really lucky without a publicist for a long time until his opinions started being more important than his image or success.
Almost no one in your bubble/perception unfortunately. There are still lots of people that are only aware of him being a POS but still think he’s a genius.
He's clearly smart. That's because he has a lot of money. Only smart people have money and the more money you have the more smarter you get.
Fuck TIL I am dumb as a rock
Don't worry. Hit the slots and you might get smarter.
I guess I don't have to believe in gasses or vacuums. I can't see them. They're not real.
I also can't see billionaires money. I guess they're actually just broke bitches. 🤷🏻♂️
ATOMS are a lie told by the WOKE MIND VIRUS.
Gluons made the giraffes gay.
It is all about that Upsilon grindstone.
And fucking magnets. How do they work?
For some reason I read glasses and in my mind I was: "Well I usually don't notice when I wear my glasses so it does makes sense..."
Maybe I need new ones...
I mean, you never had to believe in gasses or vacuum. They're real, so they don't depend on your belief or lack thereof.
"Reality is that which doesn't disappear when you stop believing in it"
Like when he said that the CyberTruck beat a ~~Porche~~ Porsche 911 in a quarter mile whilst towing a ~~Porche~~ Porsche 911, but Engineering Explained did the math and called BS. Then backed up the math by actually doing the quarter mile to prove it.
It’s Porsche. Sorry to be that guy but that bothers me.
No I’m happy to be corrected. I actually don’t know what’s come over me as a pedant myself, I should be ashamed.
I read that a few times…is he saying Porsches break down a lot so ya the truck would win. But then I noticed the spellings. So ya a cyber truck would beat a Porche, they’re cheap knock offs of Porsches
The entire gimmick was "cybertruck is faster loaded with an entire car and towing it, than the car itself". They didn't mention they didn't go for the entire 1/4 mile. They didn't mention they cherrypicked the slowest Porsche there is. They didn't mention they lightened the trailer etc. It was 100% made in their favour, yet they still lost.
OP is referring to this story:
https://jalopnik.com/heres-more-proof-tesla-faked-its-cybertruck-vs-porsche-1851481714
Yet another lie by Elon/Tesla.
Silly human. You used earthling mathematics. On Mars (where Lonnie is from), physics works a different way. See? Lonnie is the genius all his sycophants say he is.
watermarking a tweet in response to a tweet, neither of which are yours, is crazy
(i get it’s probably not you OP, ur good)
I don't see a watermark
Is seeing is, explicitly, believing, then we need to talk about magicians.
Nevermind magicians. What about Photoshop?
This is how flat earth society was formed.
This is also how they keep proving themselves wrong in hilarious ways.
Send help, I'm blind.
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