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[-] Kaboom@reddthat.com 63 points 7 months ago
[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 24 points 7 months ago

They was bugs all along. Better for stomping.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago

They ratatouilled the Nazis just to reach the whole world.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 7 months ago

I knew it. Inform the vanguard.

[-] lemmus@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

The real third roach

[-] srsh@lemmy.wtf 37 points 7 months ago

Typical german behaviour

[-] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 22 points 7 months ago

Because they won cockroach world war 2?

[-] 42yeah@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago

“The German cockroach can’t even fly,” Qian Tang, lead author of the study and an evolutionary biologist at Harvard University,

I dunno about that

[-] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 8 points 7 months ago

Have you seen one fly? They have wings but the only time I've ever seen a roach fly was at school and it was way too big to be german

[-] Undaunted@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 7 months ago

Some of us Germans can be incredibly big so I wouldn't be sure about that either.

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 6 points 7 months ago

I grew up in the Philippines. I don't know what kind we had there but they were big (1.5-2" in length) and they definitely flew.

[-] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 3 points 7 months ago

German cockroaches don't get nearly that size

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

There is a type of cockroach that can fly, if it's hot and humid enough. It lives in Florida, along with many other places.

[-] Mikufan@ani.social 13 points 7 months ago

Cause you all lack flamethrowers!

[-] RelativeArea0@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago
[-] Mikufan@ani.social 7 points 7 months ago

HANZ! BRING DEN FLAMMENWERFER!

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 7 points 7 months ago

It werfs flammen

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

By living in German cocks, obviously

[-] newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 0 points 7 months ago

Last time I checked the Soviets stopped German cockroaches' attempt at world domination

this post was submitted on 26 May 2024
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