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5 Feep Deet
(sh.itjust.works)
5 feep isn't that deet really.
It's a little deet.
Yeah I’m 5’11” maybe six foop
I'm a quarter of a finch short for 6 foop
A finch is is a unit I made up in my head to make sense of the weird customary system. It's 4 inch (four inch -> finch) or rather 10 cm. Makes converting my instinctive scale to USian easier. It helps, that it's also a plausible size of the finch bird.
You....you're a goddamn genius
What a great, useful way to estimate the conversion; especially for someone who is as bad at math as I am. Thank you!
it's in fact quite shallot
archeology and historian: "ah yes, this is part of ligma language"
The ancients would hold elaborate ligma balls, with dancing and feasting.
Who's Steve Jobs?
👨🏻💼💥
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Some calamity wipes out most of humanity and hundreds of years later, historians are puzzled by the funny McDonald's marquee message some kid arranged as he was flipping off his manager.
Apparently I'm dyslexic enough that I read this twice thinking "what's the joke?"
Only twice?
I'm fourpeen and this is deet
fourpeen
That's gotta be a pretty rare condition.
Like utters
They'd save children, but not the British children.
He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart! Oohh!
Muricans using anything but metric
Took me a few re-reads before I noticed... I need more sleep.
Do you need more sleep or do you neep more sleed?
Thank you for making me reread the previous post lol.
Someone else who neeps more sleed I guess
That too.
It's actually a GIF that times the letter switch perfectly for when most people aren't looking at that part.
The feepening
Fuck you, mosquitoes!
Fuck
You
Parco!
Molo!
“Sign’s done, boss”
No fap on dat.
Feep deet
Just enough to soak my hooves in.
this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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