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In 1 year max we can post this in !nottheonion@lemmy.world.
Never have I wanted something to wind up in the Google Graveyard more.
Bring back Reader, Stadia, and Inbox if there's not enough space to bury AI Summaries and Gemini.
I'm not sure I would trust Google enough to use them, even if they were resurrected. Between their ethically dubious behavior and their tendency to kill off services I had come to rely on, I have very little trust for Google anymore.
That's entirely fair.
i kinda expect google to go all 'new coke' here and unveil a 'classic' search experience as their experiment in 'new google' to be more like ~~pepsi~~ bing continues to fail spectacularly. they've already got the 'web' tab, it just has to be rebranded and made the default on a clean page with a link to 'google ii' which will quietly vanish from existence in a few years and nobody will notice.
I damn near ate this one
They had me until the "then." MFers i know they don't plan that far ahead.
Great, know if you google Googles future AI plans, they will quote this article
Googles AI knows its doomed to get killed.
>Google puts AI in every product
>Years later Google does the Google thing and abruptly shuts down their AI department
>AI is so integrated in every pruduct they have to shut everything down
>no more google
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this post was submitted on 28 May 2024
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