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[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 182 points 2 years ago (1 children)

conservatives (who are actually liberals)

Wow, they finally realized it.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's a classic No True Scotsman fallacy at work.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 77 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No, it's a conservative wiping the scales from their eyes (albeit momentarily) and realizing liberals and conservatives are just two sides of the capitalism party, which is liberalism.

[–] RedDawn@hexbear.net 102 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't think they realized that at all, even momentarily. They're just calling themself the one true conservative for not seeing the Barbie movie lol.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago

Guy posting on raebxeh.com: This place is full of libs, I'm the only real rightist on this site.

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[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 129 points 2 years ago (3 children)

We had basically won the culture war but dropped Oppenheimer and Barbie on them anyway

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 128 points 2 years ago (25 children)

Historical events are designed, by the woke left, to make Americans feel bad about their country.

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[–] Snackuleata@hexbear.net 103 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Sounds like a perfectly healthy way to live

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 98 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (71 children)

Even his "conservative friends" are clearly put off by his culture war bullshit lol. They just want to be normal and watch normal movies.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

In retrospect the line "conservatism is the new punk rock" was incredibly funny coming from the guys who got into conservative politics through children's toys.

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[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 85 points 2 years ago (2 children)

2016: lmao leftists are such joyless scolds, everything is "problematic" to them

2023: the Barbie movie is woke ooooooooooooooh

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago

30 years ago these "left hates fun" dorks would have been telling everyone that pokemon is teaching kids witchcraft

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[–] pooh@hexbear.net 86 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know they've lost the culture war when stuff like this starts popping up

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[–] Bobby_DROP_TABLES@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I almost feel bad shitting on this person because you can tell they have a completely miserable life. But also link the post so I can go bully people in the comments.

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it's KiA... it's like pissing into a river

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 70 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"No Girls Allowed" sign-adorned couch cushion fort take

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[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 70 points 2 years ago

Imagine if you will, a world where men cry in the corner for fear of the complete unraveling of civilization... All because two mid pop culture movies became popular...

You have entered the BudLite Zone.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 64 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Imagine getting "black-pilled" over the "anti-american agenda" of the scientist equivalent of another shoot-and-cry movie.

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[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago

of course you have stupid, that was the point of the culture war. you wanted to feel like you were being oppressed so you chose to see the presence of other people as an act of aggression. there was never any winning for you.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Oppenheimer is anti-American and pro-communist

Wait fr? Should I go watch it?

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago (1 children)

anything short of “the nuke was awesome and should have been used in every war since and against the USSR and China” is communist propaganda to these ppl

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[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not really. It was a lot more intelligent about nuclear politics than I expected from a hollywood movie, but it hews closely to Oppenheimer's viewpoint, so first we're shown all the forces that impelled them to build the bomb, then we're hit with the sense of foreboding and regret after it's been built. There's an insightful line from the villain where he accuses Oppenheimer of wanting to have it both ways, wanting the accolades for winning the war and the moral absolution of opposing proliferation. I don't think the median American moviegoer would absorb its thesis as an anti-nuclear one (and the Barbenheimer meme is probably a good indication of that). I'd still say go see it if the subject interests you.

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[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago

miyazaki-laugh

holy shit lmao

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Completely indistinguishable from satire

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[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (13 children)

What are they even talking about? They have done NOTHING BUT win culture wars ever since 2012. If you're all doom and gloom over Barbie, I hope someone forces you to watch Idiocracy where morons like you are even more viciously pointed out.

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