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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

But I don't WANT to do them! >:(

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I treat these like bandaids; just do them immediately so they're out of the way and I don't have to think about it anymore. Because I sure as hell won't think about it anyway, and if I don't do them that means I will forget about them. lol

[-] some_guy 13 points 4 months ago

Hell, even one if there's more than one way to do it. I need less responsibility, please.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 months ago

The trick is to realize you also have tomorrow to accomplish your tasks. Much like Hilbert's Hotel, you can simply shift your infinite stream of deadlines back one day to make room for today's tasks on tomorrow's agenda. Boom.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Depending on the task, you eventually run out of tomorrows, though.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Sorry, I forgot mere mortals existed.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's fine. I haven't died yet, so I fail to see sufficient evidence that I eventually will.

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 9 points 4 months ago

I think i've figured out how to do it. The trick is to just have an automation hyperfixation then make automated to-do lists. If you do it just right, you'll trick yourself into feeling compelled to check off the tasks so that it can repopulate every day. Sneak in the manageable tasks kind of like when you hide your dog's medicine in a slice of cheese.

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 5 points 4 months ago

The slice of cheese dog thing is not manageable. I dread that task for the 29 days that it doesn’t have to happen each month.

[-] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Man my dog just eats the pill without cheese, i treat it like a treat and he doesn’t know any better lol

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 2 points 4 months ago

My dog does this with heart worm chew that she goes bananas for. But the flee pill is something she will spit out after eating the cheese. I have to pretend that I’m trying to take the cheese from her mouth to get her to eat it as quick as possible.

[-] Ansis100@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Did... Did you just invent daily quests but IRL?

[-] peto@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

Best I can do is .7, but I'm taking all the risk here.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

I can't even handle one manageable task.

[-] shani66@ani.social 6 points 4 months ago

Far too much responsibility for me

this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
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