If you poke a little hole in it you can suck up the vapors with a straw and get high as giraffe pussy.
surely there are parts of the giraffe that are higher than that.
Maybe, but do they matter?
Oh SatansMaggotyCumFart, your comments never disappoint.
You can get high, but only once
Worth
High and wide
Looks like your phone airbag activated probably tried to save it from fall damage
Why friendshaped if not friend?
the phone that I run my business out of started doing this. I could turn it on for 60 seconds at a time to offload my data and it would start ballooning and I would have to turn it back off once it reached a certain size. I left it outside to do the factory reset
drove it over to my local transfer station to make sure i didn't light my garbage men on fire.
Spicy
Capri fun
sluuuuuuurp
Why do I kinda wanna eat it?
Hot pocket!
Spicy!
Can I at least sleep on it assuming it won't explode on my face?
Maybe it will explode on my face.
Any bigger, and that phone is going to float away.
Yeah i think mine is starting to self fluff in this phone
The urge to pop it up…
help him!
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