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"Woah, look at that iceberg, it's shaped like a-"
"Dick! Dick Johnson! Come look at this iceberg, it sorta looks like a-"
Pecker! Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Dong! That's right, my doorbell is busted and it only does half the ring. No ding, just dong. And I open the door and the Amazon delivery guy had pulled out his...
Willy! Hey, over here! Wow man, how've you been? Last time we talked you were polishing off your...
...nob! I couldn't turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn't open the door. The damn thing wouldn't turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my...
Cock. A couple of hens too! I keep meaning to build a fence to keep those damn foxes from devouring my...
Johnson! Come check out these anomalous readings. The chart almost resembles a...
Shlong! But really he was so drunk he meant “So long!” which he could’ve also been referring to a….
My meat. My meats has all your jerky needs we specialize in...
Snake! Careful now, I just saw it moving in and out of that bush, almost like a...
New town flag for Dildo, Canada
Alright guys, I think it might be time to close up this community, it won't be getting better than this.
I read the "not the onion" name before clicking but it wasn't until I reached the end of the article and saw the author's name that it finally clicked that this was in fact not the onion.
While reading the thing it all seemed "weird this doesn't feel like an onion article even though the content is so much onion" and "are those references to other phallic stuff all from past onion articles too?"
those of you not clicking the article to read the main caption are missing out. Allow me:
A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)
because Newfoundland has the best place names in the world. So spend A Night In Dildo if you think you've got the time
Well, fuck me
With that? It's gonna kill you!
No thanks, a bit tired right now.
Bad dragon has gone too far
Poseiden is horny
Always.
Nice
Its a great iceberg but im not sure id name a town after it.
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2024
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