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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago
[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Holy shit that second guy really couldn't talk any slower could he? I mean it wasn't a bad video but he could stand to speed it up a bit.

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago

God can both of them just kick the bucket already for fucks sake

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

lol no way bro this is hilarious

- God

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but...

[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Nice reference

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Oh Joe you found the weakness, exploit that. Keep taunting him with the golf thing.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

I'd rather not watch them argue over golf again.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure that Biden's willingness to rise to the bait and get in a slapfight over a stupid game is a weakness.

[-] Smeagol666@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago

I'd watch it if they both just beat the shit out of each other with golf clubs.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I doubt either one of them has the physical strength to beat the shit out of anyone with a golf club.

[-] Drusas@kbin.run 17 points 1 month ago

He should do another debate at some point before October or so. He needs to nail it.

The golf match thing is just silly.

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

There’s one scheduled for September iirc

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You know, after the convention so we'll be stuck with him.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago

Already are dude get a clue, bidens going nowhere.

The greatest generation actually believed that shit we coddled them with. Greatest slackers.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Biden's silent generation, not greatest.

[-] HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Just challenge him to see who can eat the most hamberders

[-] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Not gonna lie: that would be the first time I watch golf.

[-] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

bruh. whatcha got against minigolf? huh?

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mini golf is great! No sprawling ecological nightmare, no continuous usage of chemicals needed to maintain its unnaturally green color in all seasons; it can be entirely indoors!

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

For anyone in the twin cities- hot date night tip- Can Can Wonderland. It’s mini golf with Minnesota flair. (Also classic pinball arcade and a cocktail bar/pub food.)

(I would then suggest Cosetta’s for diner- and they have that lovely gelato/pastry shop right there too.)

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

I would totally rather have this instead of the second debate 😂

[-] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

I can’t get past the windmill 😭

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

???

Sure why not, this can only be good

(That's called foreshadowing, folks!)

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I mean how can Biden fuck it up more??? Give him some speed and set him loose.

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

That could be super dangerous for both of them.

No... Don't..... Stop.....

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 6 points 1 month ago

did trump spend most of his presidency playing golf

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah but right after Trump hits the ball in an absolutely beautiful opening shot, Biden can officially hit Trump in the neck with a 9-iron. Surprise motherfucker, it's election by combat.

[-] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They better do a golf match.

Or just do the debate during the day. Staying up past 8pm is too hard for old people.

[-] TheBigBrother@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

You know you are fucked when both candidates play golf..

[-] finley@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When was the last time two presidential candidates faced each other and weren’t also both golfers?

Seriously?

[-] TheBigBrother@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago
[-] finley@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

It might’ve been FDR, and only because he had fucking polio

[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 7 points 1 month ago

Prior to that he was an avid golfer though

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