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[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

During penis inspection day, there will be remembrance of Stalin.

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 11 months ago

First of all, I will allow no one to mention Josef Stalin without the title of 'Sheikh'.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'll never be a bureaucrat. I'm too busying building Cybersyn 2: Socialist Boogaloo

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You will be in charge of exterminating the outdoor cats

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

(Do not say "Why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?", Erika. You've heard the legends about the Great Outdoor Cat Struggle Session. You do not want to re-ignite that war. You know purrfectly well why they have to kill the kitty cats.)

"Yeah but why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?"

(God... dammit!!)

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[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

All I’m gonna say is the guy looks pretty young. Y’all should probably thirst carefully.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The pictures show medical examinations for Red Army conscripts. The first picture is dated to 1930 and the second picture is dated to 1938. At the time, the age of conscription in the USSR was apparently 19.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago (4 children)

At the time, the age of conscription in the USSR was apparently 19.

The general consensus here is you're still technically a minor till 35.

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 48 points 11 months ago

Your brain isn’t even developed until you’re whatever age I currently am

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

You’re still a minor until 65, then you are a SJW college student

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're telling me I'm a child laborer‽

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well no, it only applies to sex. Really nobody should fuck till they're 40.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

Really nobody should fuck

volcel-judge

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

Awwh, but I really wanna!! No fair!!

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Power dynamics

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

We literally dunk on chuds who say “ahh but you see they were barely of legal age, so it’s completely fine”

Also conscription was 18 from what I’ve read.

[–] HamManBad@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

You are a revisionist. You are trying to determine whether the age is appropriate for thirsting when, in fact, all thirsting is a violation of the volcel pledge

gulag

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The fact that eighteen is not a "magic number" that sanctifies all attraction to a person, should be a fact so obvious that it should not need to be said. And so I did not say it. Don't you think people can just read the number "19" and figure out for themselves what is and isn't appropriate? Some of us happen to be in our late teens and early 20s ourselves.

Conscription age in the USSR varied between 19, to 17, to 18 at different points. It was set to 18 during the war. Is what I read on Wikipedia.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just thought the photos were funny out of context, but as is customary in a HB thread there's one person who decides it's time to be bizarrely aggro and get themselves banned

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[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was half way done with my degree at 19 lol

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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

pingu-horny All I see in those photos is a nice meal soviet-playful

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 11 months ago
[–] aaro@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] asante@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

me irl

idk what i'm looking at lol

[–] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hell yeah I'm FBI. FemBoy Inspector.

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[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My guy on the left of the last supper shot ain't shy about what he's looking at. 🥵🤣

[–] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 11 months ago

What the hell is this 😭

[–] abc@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

what the actual fuck....why am i pining over some caked out Red Army conscript....he is likely nothing but bones and dirt stop it abc, stop it, stop it!!! You do this with every presumably straight male you happen to notice oooaaaaaaauhhh have-to-kill-this-guy

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
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