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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

During penis inspection day, there will be remembrance of Stalin.

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 month ago

First of all, I will allow no one to mention Josef Stalin without the title of 'Sheikh'.

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

DISGUSTING 🤢🤢🤢

Please let me just inspect the Bears, Bunks, Otters, Daddy's, femboys, trans queens, etc, ANYTHING but the twinks angery

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

BEGIN INSPECTING THE TWINKS COMRADE

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

YOU BEGIN TO INSPECT THE TWINKS ! YOU PUT IT BEHIND A "SLIGHT NUDITY DISCLAIMER" YOU WILL INSPECT TWINKS YOU REGRESSIVE PRUDE !

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

cri just execute meee plzz or if I'm still left with no option, not even the sweet release of death, I'll rate them all mid af at best. jokah jokah jokah

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

I'll never be a bureaucrat. I'm too busying building Cybersyn 2: Socialist Boogaloo

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

You will be in charge of exterminating the outdoor cats

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

(Do not say "Why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?", Erika. You've heard the legends about the Great Outdoor Cat Struggle Session. You do not want to re-ignite that war. You know purrfectly well why they have to kill the kitty cats.)

"Yeah but why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?"

(God... dammit!!)

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[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All I’m gonna say is the guy looks pretty young. Y’all should probably thirst carefully.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

The pictures show medical examinations for Red Army conscripts. The first picture is dated to 1930 and the second picture is dated to 1938. At the time, the age of conscription in the USSR was apparently 19.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

At the time, the age of conscription in the USSR was apparently 19.

The general consensus here is you're still technically a minor till 35.

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

Your brain isn’t even developed until you’re whatever age I currently am

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

You’re still a minor until 65, then you are a SJW college student

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

You're telling me I'm a child laborer‽

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Well no, it only applies to sex. Really nobody should fuck till they're 40.

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Really nobody should fuck

volcel-judge

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Awwh, but I really wanna!! No fair!!

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Power dynamics

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

We literally dunk on chuds who say “ahh but you see they were barely of legal age, so it’s completely fine”

Also conscription was 18 from what I’ve read.

[-] HamManBad@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

You are a revisionist. You are trying to determine whether the age is appropriate for thirsting when, in fact, all thirsting is a violation of the volcel pledge

gulag

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

The fact that eighteen is not a "magic number" that sanctifies all attraction to a person, should be a fact so obvious that it should not need to be said. And so I did not say it. Don't you think people can just read the number "19" and figure out for themselves what is and isn't appropriate? Some of us happen to be in our late teens and early 20s ourselves.

Conscription age in the USSR varied between 19, to 17, to 18 at different points. It was set to 18 during the war. Is what I read on Wikipedia.

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

I just thought the photos were funny out of context, but as is customary in a HB thread there's one person who decides it's time to be bizarrely aggro and get themselves banned

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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I was half way done with my degree at 19 lol

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[-] Angel@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

pingu-horny All I see in those photos is a nice meal soviet-playful

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 month ago
[-] aaro@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago
[-] asante@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

me irl

idk what i'm looking at lol

[-] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Hell yeah I'm FBI. FemBoy Inspector.

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[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

My guy on the left of the last supper shot ain't shy about what he's looking at. 🥵🤣

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[-] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 month ago

What the hell is this 😭

[-] abc@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

what the actual fuck....why am i pining over some caked out Red Army conscript....he is likely nothing but bones and dirt stop it abc, stop it, stop it!!! You do this with every presumably straight male you happen to notice oooaaaaaaauhhh have-to-kill-this-guy

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 month ago
[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Is he still a twink? Inquiring minds want to know

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 month ago

Well the most I can say is that the twink genes clearly continued on

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[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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