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[-] lemmydripzdotz456@lemmy.world 86 points 2 months ago

Ooh, yes ape daddy! Pound my monkussy!

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 76 points 2 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If there is a god, it must be a god of mischief for granting me the gift of literacy and setting me on a path to encounter your comment.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

You have some interesting Kinks.

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[-] puppy@lemmy.world 74 points 2 months ago

More I consume Christian media, more Satan looks like a better guy than God.

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 50 points 2 months ago

Well, in the Bible Satan killed no more than 20 people, and at the command of God at that. God killed millions intentionally.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

John Milton seemed to agree, although I doubt he could have said so directly in 17th century England. He came pretty damn close, though.

[-] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Milton was a staunch Christian. It was interpretations of Paradise Lost a hundred years or so after it was written by the likes of William Blake, Mary Wollstonecraft, Lord Byron and Shelley that were the formation of Romantic Satanism, which in turn inspired the modern atheistic, compassionate Satanism of today.

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

You can always join The Satanic Temple! Very cool political activism group with sick shirts lmao

[-] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago

There are alternatives to TST that are not problematic in the way TST's leaders are.

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh fuck. Gonna have to look at that later, though I’m scared lol

Added it to my Watch Later, thanks.

[-] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

Fair warning: some of it is very disturbing. There's a lot of quoted racism, antisemitism etc. It's not an easy watch. If you make it through the whole thing, there's also some very interesting comments left by current and ex members too.

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[-] Zetta@mander.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

Anyone willing to provide a quick abridged version?

[-] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

I wish there was a way but there's so much bad stuff and it all kind of interweaves with every other aspect of itself. I could tell you Greaves was a eugenicist who's made eugenicist, racist, antisemitic, ablist statements in the past but without going through everything else in the video its next to impossible to explain how that impacts on how he operates today.

Neither of them are good people but I don't want anyone to just take my word for it - the receipts are at that link.

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[-] groucho 44 points 2 months ago

Sometimes my mom calls a fanny pack a strap-on. This is like that.

[-] jdeath@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

oh I'm stealing that

[-] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

In my country, a fanny is a cunt, so hearing Americans call bum-bags "fanny packs" was, and still is, hilarious to me.

But I will be exclusively referring to my bum bag as my "strap on" from now on. Thank you, groucho's mom.

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[-] threshold_dweller@lemmy.today 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hey Fuck-O! We like to call it inter-species erotica.

[-] youRFate@feddit.org 27 points 2 months ago

Satan uses Education! It was very Effective!

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That guy has been topped by a gorilla ?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Yes. Not seen: the gorilla's leather outfit.

[-] legion02@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Boomers and their outdated concepts. Don’t they know that millennials call their primate ancestors stepdad?

[-] nl4real@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Having brain cells is satanic, evidently.

The effort people make to undermine education only shows how desperately it's needed.

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[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Sticks out for Harambe

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Today's Chick Tract: Jack's barely disguised fetish

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[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

So, hell has education, the best music, strippers, drugs, all the cool people, orgies etc. Heaven has boring ignorant church people who find hetero sexuality more important then the love for their own child. So why would I want to go to heaven instead of hell? Christians aren't presenting a strong case here. When you're making shit up, why not create a heaven which is awesome instead? With our Holy Noodle, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, heaven consists of beer volcanoes and strippers. Hell consists of beer volcanoes and strippers too, but the beer is passed its expired date and the strippers have STD's. This is how you promote your fictional afterlife, like it's better then the alternative. I'd rather go to a place with hot strippers and cocain instead of a heaven full of unvaccinated babies and child molesters.

[-] disgrunty@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Important question: does it have garlic bread tho

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[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I once found an entire stack of Chick Tracts, I stole them all to laugh at. Amazing to see in person.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

They're all free on his website. I go there sometimes if I need a laugh.

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[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I had no idea what these were. Then I realized I had taken some weird bookets from this one weird store. On the back they say CHICK. So I guess I have some chick tracts now. One is called "Love the Jewish People" and the other "This was your life!"

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah, he loves us jews because we must exist in order for the end times to happen. He's very fucking weird about it though.

I mean, he's weird about everything though.

[-] figjam@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago

Isn't he dead?

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[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I loooooove Chick tracts. I collect them.

Always on the lookout for Lisa in which the family doctor lets a dad know that he gave his own daughter herpes but it’s okay because he helps the dad find Jesus and stop being a rapist. That one got pulled pretty quickly.

[-] some_guy 7 points 2 months ago

American Hysteria did a good deep-dive into this wacko fuck.

Part 1

Part 2

[-] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago

Ironic to rail against education so hard when you're literally sitting in a lecture every Sunday.

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago

That's indoctrination though, not education. So it's fine.

[-] tastysnacks@programming.dev 13 points 2 months ago

At least it’s an ape and not a monkey.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Plus, being a squid, my ancestor was a snailish thing. And it couldn't fly, so to hell with it.

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

My favorite one is the Christian student against the professor. "Gluons aren't real because you cannot see them. Actually it is Jesus holding atoms together."

[-] Freefall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I can't see Jesus...or God......oh wait!

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[-] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

"My ancestor "

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Call it what you like. As long as there's no educating going on.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Shirts that go hard along with the "drugs" skull shirt.

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[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Kinky Nixon's brother; stick daddy

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

I wish I had gotten these when I worked retail, instead I got... blatantly bigoted shit.

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[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Don't kink shame

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Papa don't preach

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I think I just saw this one the other day! Is it "Baby Talk"?

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