Am I understanding this right - is 'the second part' of the story actually the 'first part of the story' but zoomed in?
The first part of the story is "someone owns a Tesla".
"we buy scrap metal" would have been better
I am on board with this type of belligerent-but-not-destructive trolling. Do carry on.
Some guy did that to me with my old shit box. I now absolutely refuse to sell it.
Principles baby
I'm willing to offer you 1 million ^Zimbabwe dollars!
Would be funnier if it didn't say "used" and only "junk."
That is some professional-grade passive aggressive advertising lol
Think it would have been funnier in the other order
I don't think it's been a year yet.
Plus, that sounds like a bad investment on the part of that business.
You know what they say. One man's cybertruck is that man's garbage bin.
The raccoons seem to agree with you
There is now a pic of one of the suspects
You know, the Pontiac Aztec doesn't seem so bad now
Perfect ending.
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