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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!

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[โ€“] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bit I'm a drunken lass on a Halifax beeeeer ๐Ÿป The last of Barrets privateers

Now you're a broken las on a Halifax pier, the last of barret's privateers

[โ€“] someone@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nobody wishes they were in Sherbrooke.

[โ€“] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] someone@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but he was a folk singer. Those weirdos can't be trusted.

[โ€“] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Would you rather be a broken man on a Halifax pier?

[โ€“] someone@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At least Halifax has great unhealthy greasy food options.

They also have really good Greek food, from what I've been told.

[โ€“] Speaker@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Am I going out like Stan Roger? Am I?

There's worse ways to go out

[โ€“] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Reporting you because this doesn't belong in bad posting

[โ€“] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago
[โ€“] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When a letter of marque came from the king for the scummiest vessel I've ever seen

Goddamn them all!

[โ€“] wrecker_vs_dracula@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago