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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 93 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Tomboy/femboy orc got me acting strange

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 38 points 10 months ago

EVERY orc had my friends first character acting strange.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Beat the thang up so hard I trigger relentless endurance.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

old man noises

Back in my day orcs were savage monsters and we had to settle for playing half-orcs!

[–] DistractedDev@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Where do you think the half-orcs came from?

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The mommy half-orc and the daddy half-orc, duh.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Savagely raped one another

But it was okay since they were into it.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I reposted this over to !rpgmemes@ttrpg.network along with a text transcription for accessibility, should anyone need it.

[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago
[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is just a goblin with extra steps.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 10 months ago

We have come full circle to Tolkien canon approved.

Plus or minus some femboys, but based on his love of elven twinks he might have been down.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Given the height, I'd say some 10 steps over a goblin

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

goblin put through a taffy stretcher

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 18 points 10 months ago

They're putting shit in the water to turn the fucking orcs gay

[–] hswolf@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Orc? I ain't seeing no muscles there, a femboy goblin at best

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

D&d is owned by a company that has dumped all of it's creative workers, there are a lot of games that won't be full of AI slop that you can play.

Edit: and you can still have your twink orcs

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

I will seduce the dragon!

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

The goblins in dungeonborne or dark and darker look stronger than this halfwit

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nooooooooo, I want all my orcs to be dommy mommies with a powerful build :(

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

You're stuck with goliaths now bub.