just wanted to grill the planet, for bazinga's sake! 
Things that aren’t politics:
things that are politics
I thought your title was a hyperbolic mockery of what we were dunking on. 
Me (chill-ass emerald mine inheritor), finally taking the gloves off (no longer pulling punches): I’ma tweet about the Jews
oop, lemme get my yamaca and check out that sweet wall in Jerusalem
All you had to do is let him have all the money, and he would have left you alone!
Because Elon is the type of guy to just stop amassing money and power...
LEAVE ELON ALOOOONE!
As Sterling put it long ago, billionaires don't just want money, they want all of the money. 
Just wants to turn Mars into Earth while turning Earth into Venus. Simple!
Hmm. I wonder where the word 'reactionary' came from. 
Leftists are often forged from hardship and shared experience with fellows of the working class. 
Reactionaries felt a vague sense of threat to their treats
I'll never get the people who bootlick for free
Even when I was a conservative highschool kid, I thought of that kind of sycophant to be absolutely pathetic
I'll never get the people who bootlick for free
Even when I was a conservative highschool kid, I thought of that kind of sycophant to be absolutely pathetic
They're roughly the same as those cowards that stand around the bully doing the actual bullying in a typical schoolyard.
They’ve got the 
, so they paid to lick the boot!
Trump is not going to tax billionaires and Kamala is going to tax them at .0000000000000000001% of their wealth, who do you think Elon is going to choose?
.0000000000000000001%
also the probability of her doing this
But he is just a better human that wants us all to be a better human that wants to save humanity and make humans an interplanetary species why did the wokes force everything to be political 
But Kamala will use his daughter's correct pronouns while otherwise enacting the same agenda, and that was just too much to take.
"exactly"
Yeah
Concerning
Oh I'll push Elon into something all right 
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