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How to end world poverty - a series of photon torpedoes directed at the Global North, maximum yield, full spread

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Giant radioactive lizard

It's a metaphore for atomic weapons

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

3-Dimensional math as in length, width and height are erroneous when applied within a Cube like room for they do not account for the 4-corner perspective dimensions of difference as in '4-dimensional space'. Solar system, Earth sphere and human body all have a front, back and 2 sides which rotate between the 2 top and bottom poles - ceiling and floor parameters.

No single corner human can occupy or experience more than a single corner at the same time during a 4-corner rotation within the 4/16 creation principle. Earth sphere rotates within an invisible Time Cube. Unseen, humans have not the education or rationale to comprehend Nature's Simultaneous 4-Day Cube.

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Launching, at extreme velocity, a large mass of fissile material into orbit, using a hypergolic mixture. At the end of the ballistic arc is Washington D.C..

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Inflation. Detonate suborbitals emps above New York, London, and Hong Kong.

[-] blight@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

how about instead of photon torpedoes it’s intercontinental hydrogen fission missiles and it actually works

[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

It starts with persecution of Hillary hilldawg clinton

[-] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

The stack is brittle.

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