Deliberately, like an angry seagull?
Imagine being able to shit on command, that’s like a super power.
Lady Shitsalot, The Shart Knight
Nemesis: Raasclaat, the Superyardie
On command.
...the officer said she was "outraged" by the incident on June 17 and said neither police or witnesses should have to face such behaviour. "I do not come to work to be assaulted," she said.
What do you come to work for? The fuckin accolades?
Sit on a drunk, get shit on by drunk. I don't know why officers of the law expect deference from the people they enforce it upon. Don't they teach human nature? Even people who "like" cops/authority only like em until they are opposing them in any way.
They just come to work to make sure other people get assaulted
Alcohol is a helluva drug
Arr, youth.
Legend
Good for her. These goons need to be shit on more often.
ACAB (all cops are bathrooms)
Chicks rock
Not all heroes wear capes
I had to check if it was one of Tim Martin's but apparently it's a Stonegate, and recently refurbished too.
Finally a story about Teesside that's not about Ben Houchen. Although on 2nd thoughts would this still count if the story features a massive shit?
That's not the typical application of the poophole loophole, but I approve of it.
I didn't need to see what comm it was to know they were briish
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