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[-] superkret@feddit.org 70 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
  • Try to break your own fingers to get off work, fail
  • Try to break your own neck, fail
  • Shit your pants
  • Open Outlook
[-] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 months ago

Pfff, there's barely any double-booking in that calendar.

Source:
I sacrifice myself to the useless meeting altar so that others can focus on actual work in peace.

[-] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago

Once, i had an entire day double booked (plus multiple hours before and after my working hours) and one hour in particular was quadruple booked. People were shouting at me all day about how I wasn't showing up to their meetings, but like... you could see my calendar when you put those appointments on there. That's kind of on you.

I got a talking to from my boss but they didn't reprimand me or anything, it was just "managing these kinds of things is an important part of the job". Eh. They did not pay me enough.

[-] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

I hear ya.
I get 1-6 meetings in the same time slot, people don't care to check so I don't care to show.
I decide which meetings are important for actually moving stuff forward and screw the rest.

There's only ever one guy who complained to my boss...
I didn't show up for a meeting for a Friday 7pm, invite sent at like 4:58pm the same day for some inane and absolutely not urgent subject.
I saw that invite come in, chuckled, closed my laptop, went home and ignored it.

Later that night, the guy went nuts and CC'd everyone's bosses because he had wasted the full hour and obviously no one showed up to his meeting "even though I made sure to check everyone's calendar and everyone was available and you're all unprofessional".

I don't do emails notifications on phones as a rule unless you wanna pay my rate 24/7, but I had forgotten to do my time sheet so I was logged in doing that...

I dabble in a bit of passive aggressiveness in the face of corporate bullshit, so I finished my timesheet and hit propose new time... Sunday 3:21 am...
"Checked your calendar and it was available. Sorry for the inconvenience."
Closed my laptop and fucked off.

The guy went nuclear over several emails.
Sent a quick email to my boss "Just a heads-up, I think I angered someone by not attending their 7pm meeting they sent at 4:58pm and proposing an equally ridiculous time"

Never heard from the guy again and the next week he wasn't in the company AD anymore.

Probably went full tilt cookie monster in the coke jar or something.

[-] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Damn, the full meltdown!

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 7 points 3 months ago

At least in my case I get to click Accept or Decline in the Teams notification or in the mail. So I can decline them minutes after they tried to put it in my calendar.

[-] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

That's what I do too - if it's a meeting I care about, I make the effort to suggest a different time. Otherwise, just decline. My calendar is visible and up to date, use the fucking scheduling assistant to tell you when I have time ffs.

[-] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

I was a lowly bottom tier asshole at the time (doing senior work, just didn't get the title) so managers would just put shit on my calendar and assume i would clear everything for their pet project. Then they got upset with me when that didn't happen.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 months ago
[-] GorGor@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago

Lol

I'm not a programmer but I have at least one double booking every day. Some weeks look like a brick wall sideways (they seem to always overlap by a half hour for some reason).

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

First task on Monday morning... "Who is going to be pissed at me this week?" Go through and decline the least important meetings until I can get through my week without breaking the space-time continuum.

I used to do it Sunday night but decided fuck that - that's my time.

[-] BartyDeCanter 43 points 3 months ago

I use the “short meetings” option in gcal, which shortens meetings by 5-10 minutes to give me a passing period between meetings. Twice this week people have had the audacity to try and schedule a meeting in that break. 😬

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Psychopaths!

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Jesus fucking Christ. We're all so broken.

[-] Shadow@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 months ago

Someone hasn't learned to block themselves out a lunch hour.

[-] leisesprecher@feddit.org 13 points 3 months ago

Real professionals eat during meetings.

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 9 points 3 months ago

I schedule an hour for lunch and play video games during meetings.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

Do it on a 5 monitor setup with a 2kW subwoofer to make a point.

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago

What's funny is when I space out looking at my other monitor folks in the meeting just assume I'm working.

[-] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Real mugs.

Henry Ford invented breaks to extract more out of the peasant Labour.

The fact we're years later and cognitively demanding jobs don't support this well show how amateur managers are and his spineless devs that enable them are.

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago

What are you talking about? I take hour long video game breaks and nap breaks in addition to lunch. I probably actually code for like 3 hours a day, but I get more done in those 3 hours after charging up than if I'd sit there staring at code for 3 hours.

[-] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

I'm not sure what's with your first sentence. Everything else you said agreed with the point I was making...

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

People ignore that.

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

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[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

At this point he should be doing shrooms

[-] fschaupp@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

You guys get formal meetings?

[-] otarik@feddit.it 4 points 3 months ago

And the free slots aren't for coding but for writing docs, creating jira tickets and code review.

[-] nik9000@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

I feel lucky to have avoided this so far. It's really not like this on my team. I write a fair bit of code and review a ton of code.

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

I find this tends to be more of a case in bigger companies where middle management becomes dominant.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

i intentionally do middling-at-best work on projects that i don't like so that i'm never asked to perform them again nor join meetings about it; and i think my mostly empty calendar reflects the effectiveness of my strategy.

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