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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 116 points 10 months ago (3 children)
  • wake up
  • grab a brush put a little make up
  • cry when angels deserve to die
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why'd cicadas put the keys upon the table, though?

[–] panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 10 months ago

Oh here you go creatin' another fable 🙄

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not sure how I feel about Cicada Chop Suey

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] faceula@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 7 points 10 months ago
  • Before you know, awake
[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The "screaming" is their version of flirting. They've been buried a long time, and they don't have much time to get their groove on.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 77 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Yeah the sounds of nature are 90% "ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?", 5% "ANYONE GOT FOOD?!", and 5% "OH SHIT / THAT'S DANGEROUS!"

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

you forgot "THIS IS MY PLACE, FUCK RIGHT OFF"

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Oh yea. Shit I was only thinking the 'euphonic' sounds of nature, but yeah you're right, "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!" deafinitely holds a noteworthy slice of the pie.

[–] aport@programming.dev 30 points 10 months ago

If something is making noise it's either "fuck me" or "fuck off"

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like "WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!"

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

Becky! Lemme smash!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago

Cicadas should learn a thing or two with fireflies, gotta know how stimulate those girls visually

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

For cicadas their screaming is basically 100% "ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?"

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

they were elaborating for 4 weeks, didn't you hear?

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] frezik@midwest.social 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you were asleep for 17 years, you'd need a piss, too.

[–] Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 2 points 10 months ago

Austin Powers can relate.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't they also have to fuck at some point in those 4 weeks?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

That's mostly why they're screaming

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago

i love how we still have no fucking idea how they manage to wait for 17 years exactly, we know why they do, it's obvious, but how they do it is just fucking magic.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

this one is better than bees;

honey nut cheerio

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Just because our trees scream in the summer doesn't mean you have to make fun of the bugs.

[–] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago

Higurashi: When They Cry

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

I can relate.

[–] BitingChaos@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Picture unrelated...

That looks like the species that shows up every year.