Dad, did you name my brother Jan Six after the storming of the capitol building on 2021?
No, it's a pure coincidence and we had no idea something funny as fuck would happen on that day
Thanks, dad!
No problem, Fathers Day 2023!
It's a boy - Jan is the Dutch form of John
Still somehow more bearable to me than parents that decide to name their daughters KHALEESI 
Idk he'll probably end up hanging out with all the disenfranchised khaleesi and tyrion kids lmao
Roll call in my final teaching years was grim with that in role call. For the kids' sake I did my best not to react to their names. 
Call me Jan Six because I just stormed the capitol and smeared shit on Nancy Pelosi's desk.
That's a Borg Drone
Too much personality for a drone, but he does have a black eye that looks a bit like a facial prosthetic
I wonder what all those kids called Javelin will wind up doing
This is my son Lockheed
I remember Diesel was a name for poorer kids in my area
Diesel is like real german surname tho, like the guy who invented diesel was Rudolf Diesel
One of many made-up sounding things, like the inventor of Shrapnel was John Henry Shrapnel or the iPod was made by Tim Apple
Spokespeople for whatever neo-feudalist Hitlerian zombie state succeeds Ukraine.
i was in walmart a few months back and from the next aisle over, i heard this mom yell at her two sons- "CHEVY!!! MICHAEL KEATON!!! CUT THAT OUT!!!"
Plot twist it was just one son named Chevy Michael Keaton
Still remember when I worked as a concierge, helped a guy out named Oa Skywalker
Pretty sure he gave himself the name
But surprisingly nice either way
I wonder how that'll determine him 
Janet Sixth
I want to believe that kid is the sixth Jan. The only successful genetically modified child to live from the cloning vats.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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