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He's too old for it to be a reference but like... That's his actual name. Jan Six. I don't know how to process this.

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[-] buh@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dad, did you name my brother Jan Six after the storming of the capitol building on 2021?

No, it's a pure coincidence and we had no idea something funny as fuck would happen on that day

Thanks, dad!

No problem, Fathers Day 2023!

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

It's a boy - Jan is the Dutch form of John

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Still somehow more bearable to me than parents that decide to name their daughters KHALEESI kombucha-disgust

[-] LordGimp@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

Idk he'll probably end up hanging out with all the disenfranchised khaleesi and tyrion kids lmao

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Roll call in my final teaching years was grim with that in role call. For the kids' sake I did my best not to react to their names. rust-darkness

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Call me Jan Six because I just stormed the capitol and smeared shit on Nancy Pelosi's desk.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Too much personality for a drone, but he does have a black eye that looks a bit like a facial prosthetic

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I wonder what all those kids called Javelin will wind up doing

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago
[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I remember Diesel was a name for poorer kids in my area

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Diesel is like real german surname tho, like the guy who invented diesel was Rudolf Diesel

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

One of many made-up sounding things, like the inventor of Shrapnel was John Henry Shrapnel or the iPod was made by Tim Apple

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Spokespeople for whatever neo-feudalist Hitlerian zombie state succeeds Ukraine.

[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

i was in walmart a few months back and from the next aisle over, i heard this mom yell at her two sons- "CHEVY!!! MICHAEL KEATON!!! CUT THAT OUT!!!"

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Plot twist it was just one son named Chevy Michael Keaton

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Still remember when I worked as a concierge, helped a guy out named Oa Skywalker

Pretty sure he gave himself the name

But surprisingly nice either way

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I wonder how that'll determine him nasser-ponder

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Janet Sixth

[-] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I want to believe that kid is the sixth Jan. The only successful genetically modified child to live from the cloning vats.

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