Should attend a service and make change for them in the collection plate.

I always wanted to print a few up with some overtly witchy messages on them. They have this "satanic church" bogeyman, out here casting spells and eating children or whatever, that I really wanted to exploit just to fuck with the churches that do that.

But I have neither the time or energy to dedicate to these fools.

That’s about as close to superhero level deeds as we’ll get in real life so “thank you!”

I knew a guy in college who, in high school, would occasionally go around with his friends at night with and a chainsaw and cut down billboards. Similar but more illegal kind of stuff.

"you reap what you sow"

I reject the premise that they're not also idiots while they're still in church

At my wife's church people honk at each each other trying to get out of the parking lot. Brotherly love lasts about one minute after leaving the building.

I have quite literally never seen more random generic SUV's intermittently blowing stop signs, doing 20 under on the parkway, weaving all over lanes and generally being completely incompetent drivers than at 11:15am on a Sunday.

Sunday customers are always the worst. I always said it was because they used all their fake friendliness up in the morning.

turn into idiots on the road

are idiots and self-righteous assholes

FTFY

They're perfect for the collection plate.

Couldn't we create some coins that say something along the lines of "Religious greed is still greed" or "Don't use this to pay altar boys for sex".

And then slip it in there when giving out change.

My grandma's spot with all the little old ladies was a McDonald's almost half an hour away from the church. They'd all migrate there, show up at wildly different times, order a single drip coffee each, and take up several tables for hours. They mostly talked about who was the latest to die in the group. It was wild

Close. The followers of Christ repulse me.