Just strap me to the wing.

10, I can watch the show in front while the guy next to me turtle crawls to the grave

And if I get bored as a constituent I have words for Vance and I’m not afraid to speak across an aisle to inform him what I think

I turn around and take the next flight

As a non-American, I only recognize Donald Trump and Hulk Hogan in this picture. I would pick seat 7. The person in front of me looks innocent, and behind me is a woman, so she probably isn’t too tall and won't kick my chair. She might even allow me to recline my seat. I don't know much about Hulk Hogan, but he seems like a cool dude, and I like his mustache. Tell me, did I choose wisely?

4: I can egg him on all flight and seed some new conspiracies. Maybe even record everything and send it to the lawyer handling the sandyhook case.

Pilot seat cause I'm gunna crash the plane

7. At least Hulk and I could talk about rasslin'. The others are only known for shitty politics.

Can I get the seat on the wing?

The actual devil would probably be a pretty interesting flight neighbor. Fun fact, I'd talked to Hulk Hogan in person more than once in random places, he actually talks "like that" all the time. He called me "brother", was weird as fuck.

Next to Hogan I'll at least get to hear his absurd lies and he can tell me stories about wrestling, though the stories won't be accurate.

I'm between Green and Boebert, I might get a handjob but I'll get a brain aneurysm... Tough choices

It's so freaking hard to choose because I want all of those seats.

It's not a matter of not wanting to sit next to them it's that I want to make all of their trips as horrible as possible.

I think if I had to though, I'd take 10 if it was the middle seat. I'd spend the entire trip punching them in the groin.

9 for the lawls, 5 for a nap.

Maybe 4 so I don't risk JD mistaking me for cushions while I'm passing by for the bathroom.

I mean I bet the devil would be super interesting. Great conversationalist, too. Almost...seductive.

I don't know who the guy next to me is but 10. I'll be at the aisle, facing it at a 15° angle, I also pee a lot, and the old dude will probably nap soundly for most of the flight anyway

5 because JD Vance is DEFINITELY a closeted bottom, and as much as he sucks, he's pretty hot ngl

This is why I don't fly.

I'd go with 9 to shred any remaining will to live left in me.

5 does not have any open seat. Would likely go with 3 I'll make a deal with Satan to erase all this people in the plane, for my unborn child.

What's the in-flight movie?

#4. At least you could get Alex talking about lizard people and stuff.

I'd take seat 7, dude. Then distract Terry with questions about pythons, jack.

5 is relatively safe, since I'm not a sofa. I can handle awkward silence.

3 could probably be a good time. He's a dick, sure, but he's probably not as annoying as any of the others.

10. Thomas wouldn't talk and I'm just waiting for a story about Lindseys mee'mah

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I get to kick trumps seat and put shit in his hair all flight long. I'm not worried about Nick id just kick his ass.

Just storm the cockpit and crash the plane. Good sacrifice.

If I'm gonna get to tell people about this story, I'm not gonna settle for the 2nd best reason that your flight complaint doesn't register on the scale I've dealt with. I'm going for the best. It can literally only go up from here.