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Just wanna say, a little something.. There is nothing I love more.. Taking my headphones off, fuck that.. But there's this: There's nothing I love more than to, to, to sit down, comfy chair, turn on the PC, fire up a brand new RPG.. Lose myself, just, oh my God, just think of this world, just think of all the planets I can visit. All the immersive things I can get involved with, all the FIGHTS, all the relationships, all the people I meet, all the places I go. I'm so excited to go to there, and you know, I love nothing more, than with all of that laid out in front of me, I love nothing more, THAN TO BE DRAGGED DOWN, EVERY FUCKING CONVIVEABLE OPPROTUNITY, SO YOU CAN FUCKING CURRENT DAY US! "...Sorry, did you wanna get immersed in our world? Yeah, well, guess what? FUCKING PRONOUNS!! FUCKING GENDER AMBIGUITY! FUCKING CURRENT DAY CALIFORNIAN SHIT! 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL WE FUCKIN' KNOW! 'CAUSE WE'RE BORING!! ..WE'RE SO! FUCKING! BORING! ...WE. Can't SEE. Past out own FUCKING REFLECTION. .. THAT'S THE LEVEL OF OUR NARCISISSM HERE." - SAYS THE WESTERN GAME COMPANY. "FUCK YOUR IMMERSION. FUCK YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME. FUCK YOU JUST FALLING INTO A WORLD AND JUST GETTING LOST. OH, NO, NO! CURRENT FUCKING DAY!" ..FUCK OFF! YOU'RE BORING. YOU'RE FUCKING DULL. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. YOU ARE A ONE HIVEMIND TWATWAFFLE. ..THAT'S ALL YOU FUCKIN' ARE! And you wonder why people are getting so FUCKING SICK! AND TIRED! YOU TAKE EVERYTHING WE LOVE. ALL OUR IMMERSIONS. ALL OUR FANTASIES. ALL OUR ESCAPISM. AND YOU JUST CAN'T HELP SHOVEL YOUR DOGSHIT! FUCKING CRAP! IDEOLOGY. INTO EVERYTHING. EVERY SINGLE SOLITARY FUCKING THING.

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[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

The biggest cope from this rant is the idea that all this LGBTQ stuff is just a fad. Sorry, but in the future it's going to be MORE popular. We aren't going anywhere.

In fact, the LGBTQ community might eventually dissolve as our identities become baseline "normal" and we don't have to cluster together for safety anymore. Either way, the pronouns will continue until morale improves.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Reactionaries think that George Soros invented LGBTQ people in the 90s to bring down western civilization. This is only barely an exaggeration.

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

LGBTQ people in the 90s to bring down western civilization.

Smh, I've been slacking

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

My immersion is dependent on nobody else getting to have it.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The mere existence of nonbinary people prevents this person from having a good time. Next time you see a nonbinary person, thank them for making the lives of chuds just a little bit worse merely by continuing to live.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Mom can we have the AVGN? avgn

We have the AVGN at home.

AVGN at home: pronounjak

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

FOCKIN' PROH-NAWNZ pronounjak-rage

FOCKIN' JINDURR AMBAGOOITEE pronounjak-rage

FOCKIN' KORIN DEH CALIFERNYEN SHET pronounjak-rage

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