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[-] tal@lemmy.today 36 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You'll be glad you know ed on that day when you're stuck with nothing but a thin-client teletype terminal on Mars and having to edit a file stored on Earth 24 light-minutes away.

[-] bazzett@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Something like that happened in the book "The Martian" by Andy Weir. I loved that part!

[-] kakafarm 5 points 3 months ago

I call Andy Weir's stuff Back-of-The-Envelope-Calculation-fic and Chipperfic, because both his The Martian and Project Hail Mary have a ton of back of the envelope calculations and a chipper protagonist. ~_~

[-] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago

Project Hail Mary needs way more attention!

[-] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I'm sure it will get more attention when the movie comes out

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12042730/

[-] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago

I am both excited and dreading this. There are some things I just don't know how they can translate into a film.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

I got really excited about hexagons

[-] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

I'm not even sure that's the strangest thing! I'm definitely looking forward to the movie. I just hope they do it justice.

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

This is why I sleep in a giant pentagram, only let's the emacs demons in

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Keeping the emacs demons out is even easier. You just need to sleep on a giant closed parentheses.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 8 points 3 months ago

https://emacsdocs.org/docs/emacs/Emacs-Server

If you want to run multiple Emacs daemons (see Initial Options), you can give each daemon its own server name like this:

emacs --daemon=foo

for d in beelzebub chemosh dagon moloch; do
    emacs --daemon=$d
done
[-] gramgan@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 months ago

The ultimate WYGIWYG editor!

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago

It is true. ed(1) is the standard editor.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 12 points 3 months ago

Ed is for a more elegant time, when every printed character cost you money!

[-] tal@lemmy.today 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There is a price. Each character entails a bit more entropy in the universe. The price is small, but the currency with which it is paid one in limited supply.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entropy

Entropy is central to the second law of thermodynamics, which states that the entropy of an isolated system left to spontaneous evolution cannot decrease with time. As a result, isolated systems evolve toward thermodynamic equilibrium, where the entropy is highest. A consequence of the second law of thermodynamics is that certain processes are irreversible.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_fate_of_the_universe

The heat death of the universe, also known as the Big Freeze (or Big Chill), is a scenario under which continued expansion results in a universe that asymptotically approaches absolute zero temperature.[18] Under this scenario, the universe eventually reaches a state of maximum entropy in which everything is evenly distributed and there are no energy gradients—which are needed to sustain information processing, one form of which is life. This scenario has gained ground as the most likely fate.[19]

In this scenario, stars are expected to form normally for 10^12 to 10^14 (1–100 trillion) years, but eventually the supply of gas needed for star formation will be exhausted. As existing stars run out of fuel and cease to shine, the universe will slowly and inexorably grow darker. Eventually black holes will dominate the universe, which themselves will disappear over time as they emit Hawking radiation.

Remember the cost, when your fancy modeline with Unicode in color sits at the bottom of your virtual terminal.

ominous thunder rumble

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

aggressively, repeatedly clicks a ballpoint pen

I'll take you all with me!! Biological life is an abomination. Spacetime is hell!

[-] tal@lemmy.today 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It is in the service of the struggle against this sort of malicious nihilism that I avoid exercise, to help preserve and protect the universe.

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

clicking intensifies

[-] adespoton@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

I had a few projects where I had to do most of my work in ed. Eventually, you get used to using buffers and stacks to edit text files….

[-] _____@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Then came a tapping gently rapping followed be incessant yapping: "use vim" ... nevermore

[-] cr1cket@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Wow, you even caught the pike with that one, over on Mastodon.

[-] pmjv 6 points 3 months ago

By Theo... I hope his wife never sees how I perverted Glenda in my work.

[-] qrstuv 1 points 3 months ago

I can't imagine the author of Grit Bath would be offended by your perversion.

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