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This is the Trump shooter

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[-] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 69 points 1 month ago
[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago

angery

screeching
This rudeness against middle aged skinny-fat white guys will not stand!

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the absolute lack of abs – bet he had constant back pain

WORK ON YOUR CORE, FOLKS

you fucking need it

edit: not trying to body-shame; my piddling little six-pack is mostly covered by a layer of middle-age chonk, I have no room to shame and no interest in doing so – just saying that there's very little fat covering very little musculature here, and it makes me sad for his poor back, it must have been wickedly overcompensating.

if your core musles are similar to the shooter's, please consider pilates; I know it was a joke in Stepbrothers, but pilates did literally change my life, and it might help you too ❤️ I wouldn't believe the reduction in back pain if it didn't happen to me; it's mind-blowing how much of a difference core strength can make.

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

bet he had constant back pain

WORK ON YOUR CORE, FOLKS

No, let me tell you the real secret, stretch your fucking hamstrings, nerds

your stupid ass hamstrings tense up and shorten especially if you sit all day (like nerds) and idfk i guess it puts a lot of tension on your lower back

Stretching the shit out of my hamstrings and hips has basically gotten rid of my back pain

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Also, if you can, get a massage sometimes.

I got a little typical neck and back pain from stuff but once of those a month and, damn, I feel like I'm 22.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I'm always stretching. Probably one of the few reasons my body isn't wracked with pain after several jobs of hard labor.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

I despise that term. Somehow me managed to pathologize being slim but the wrong kind of slim so now people with every conceivable body type can have dysmorphia and hate themselves!

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Being a skinny amab in America my whole life, I’ve always had body dysmorphia. Thanks, other kids’ dads, for being pieces of shit!

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I got over that through alcoholism

The skinny amab part, not the body dysmorphia

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

4chan ass terminology

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Quaid.... Quaiddddddd!

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

I want you all to know that if I ever end up on the news I'm going to wear really cool clothes that look cool. I'm definitely not going to get my face smeared all over the news if I'm not wearing some cool tactical stuff, tactically.

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

100% blacked out tank top and JNCOs.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fuck i can't breathe he-laughed

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

First as farce, then as an even bigger farce, how many layers of farce are in this thing?

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

NO TP, only BIDET

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Strongest NAFO poster

[-] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Gary Busey lookin mf

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

data-laughing Oh my God, that's the funniest thing today.

I could swear I remember people joking the first guy looked like Butthead! Mike Judge is siccing the fucking hounds on Trump! Hope the next guy looks like Bobby.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

That's my president I don't know you! BLAM

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

bungholio-olio

this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2024
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