Somebody here described reddit as being "like a convention for people with office jobs in the 3rd Reich." Good description.

actually 9/11 was a counterintelligence operation

It's a really great example of how smart Americans are that "it's not a terrorist attack because the victims were bad guys according to the state department" has had an undefeated track record for 60 years at this point.

Their barbaric terrorism

Our noble intelligence operations

Even if there were barely any civilian casualties, Hezbollah is in no way a terrorist organization. Given their struggle against the Zionist Entity, it's even accurate to call them a counter-terrorist organization.

reddit mfs tryna justify terrorism will never get old

Yeah guys the intended targets were Hezbollah, the kids killed were an oopsie. The Lebanese are being illogical if they feel terrorized by it.

"It's not terrorism, it's COINTELPRO"

Reagan's admin literally called it counterterrorism, their argument boils down to "Counterterrorism isn't terrorism"

It's only terrorism if a non-state actor does it. That's why it's a good thing the Drej Queen is an appointed head of the Drej state.

Put whatever name you want to it. Its fucking terrorism you mug

"It's only terrorism when done by non-state actors, otherwise it's sparkling counterintelligence operation"

Sweetie it's not terrorism because I'm white.

Your terrorist attacks versus our targeted strikes with collateral damage

I didn't do a bad thing if I cover it in so many layers of euphemism that it is unrecognizable

I didn't sucker punch you in the face I engaged in a preemptive retaliatory strike

[Textbook example of terrorism] was not terrorism! If it was [other textbook example of terrorism] would be terrorism as well!

I did a counter intelligence operation on this guys mom last night

People like these, people like these I wish would get to outlive their entire families.