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[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

The Zionist entity has reached George W Bush in 2003 levels of deranged.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Easiest Lion of Damascus set up of my life

[-] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

who-must-go Who most Gog?

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

wojak-nooo "You've already lost because I depicted you as the Gogjak and myself as the Chad-sen People!"

[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Gog & Magog? hmm nah, I gotta go with

But seriously, this shit has permeated america since the invasion of Iraq. I remember good little indoctrinated chudlings in like middle school talking about "terrorist countries" representing this prophetic bullshit. The country is truly irredeemable, and it's undeniable when you get an up close look at how this prophesy driven death cult has willingly made their children yearn for global destruction.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Kill Six Billion Demons >> Kill Six Billion Humans

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

What if the grand reveal is that we were the demons all along?

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

It's probably been going on longer than Iraq, too. Christian fundamentalists have been trying to trigger the apocalypse for a long time. It's sacrilege (God doesn't need your help deciding when or where he wants to end the world), though that won't stop reactionaries from getting us all killed.

[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah, I should correct it to "in my lifetime" lol. I think it was just the first time I actually noticed that evangelicals want to kill us all

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

It's the culmination of their efforts since Reagan. And in combination with that, they've made great strides to spread their fundamentalism across the developing world. It's quite literally a poison.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

Dubya also believed in that shit.

Bush, Gog and Magog

Just when you thought it couldn't get crazier, a well-sourced story claims Bush invaded Iraq because of Bible prophecies

Mon 10 Aug 2009

Here's a story we should all be ashamed of missing: George W Bush attempted to sell the invasion of Iraq to Jacques Chirac using biblical prophecy.

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My pain belongs to the divine

Curious if anyone actually gets this reference

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

really glad I've got covid as an excuse to avoid my parents for a minute, definitely not trying to hear about this in person

[-] Des@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

covid-cool i do what i can to help!

spoilerbut seriously get well soon!


[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

thank you ❤️

[-] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

We must combat this with our strongest latheposters lathe-of-heaven

[-] Fishroot@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Reinventing protestant nationalism.

Israel is really an americana theme park

[-] Lalutacontinua@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Slob on Magog like corn on the cob, check in with me, then do your gog

[-] waluigiblunts@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

bomb shelter nationalism

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Here's yesterday's article (from their OMG section: "Oh my gosh! News that causes you to pause, express shock, excitement or disbelief - weird news, crazy news, fun news.") , but it looks like they publish an article every time someone mentions Magog:

Joel Rosenberg, an end-times author, and editor-in-chief of All Israel News, known for his analyses of Middle Eastern politics and biblical prophecies, speculated that we might be in the early stages of the Gog and Magog war. During November, he outlined scenarios where Israel's recent military actions could either lead to a period of peace or signal the beginning of this prophesied war. Rosenberg commented, “Scenario two is that we are in the early stages of Gog and Magog. I'm not saying that we are because things that aren't in the text are happening right now.”

Oh, okay.

[-] totalyNOTaPIRATE@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

If i had a penny for every crazy nazi mystic ideologue I would have 2. Jesus.

[-] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Guys standing in the same pose as those images saying that Jeb! won all the electoral college votes

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Bruh what it is to fear, just get some higher tier units and gog&magog are easy, hell one of them is not even upgraded

[-] josie@vegantheoryclub.org 5 points 2 months ago

I have genuinely never met a Zionist in real life who wasn't Eric Cartman levels of fascist.

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