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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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your ugly lol (hexbear.net)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Poogona@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

Fuck I'm sorry I was just making a little joke PLEASE I was just trying to get your attention okay I don't think you're ugly and I would never dare to judge your worth on the basis of my particular criteria for attractiveness, in fact I'm the ugly one really, I have a wounded ego that gives me an ugly personality that's all

God no NO I thought this was a space for tolerance, I'm a weak creature and I only stung you because I couldn't bear to be ignored any longer NO NOT THE GENDER PIT I CANT BEAR TO GO THERE PLEASE, SEND ME TO THE CAVES WHERE WHITE PEOPLE GET CALLED CRACKERS INFINITELY INSTEAD, I BEG OF YOU, ID EVEN TAKE THE ROOM THAT BURNS YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU READ SETTLERS (I will be there forever)

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[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

your ugly

yea

now get in the sparkle pit

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

get in the gender pit

it's gender questioning time

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago
[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago
[–] Des@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

gender pit

gender pit

trans-gun barbara-pit

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Naw, I'm hot.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

My ugly lol what

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

I know right