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[–] quixotic120@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago (3 children)

That punctuation is infuriating

[–] Invertedouroboros@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Feels like I'm receiving the facebook post via morse code.

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's putting it mildly... It's worse than their whole conspiracytard shtick.

[–] PlantJam@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

The weird grammar and punctuation is usually part of the shtick.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

seems like they have double space to period and capitalizing the first letter of a sentence turned on, and they put two spaces between words

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

I would have a lot more confidence if they had already found. the. guide. before. listing. the. plate. for. sale.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

And it's even for sale and you get 35% discount on other stuff you won't actually need.

By Grabthar's hammer... what a savings.

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Selling these things seems like a solid business move.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bundle all their spells and bind them in a book. Then sell the definitive guide to sovcits.

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 7 points 10 months ago

Hell, I'm a writer, I'm going to make a 80% AI generated ebook under a dumb pen name and sell it to them on Amazon.

But I am not sure it is worth my sanity. It might be too much work to investigate and then do propaganda on the sovcit facebook groups.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Normally these posts don't have enough punctuation. Now there's one with too much. Not sure which I prefer.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 10 months ago

now we're caught up

[–] PenguinMage@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

As someone who thought engineering was in his future a long time ago... I prefer less as I understand the whole punctuation thing poorly. I love commas though!

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Discount is based on competitors value. Lol, so no real discount, and probably no actual competitor to even price check against.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Compared to ten hundred bajillion shekels its a steal

[–] LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What is the rate of shekels to Stanley nickels?

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 1 points 10 months ago

The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

No. I. Won't.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well they have the "don't answer questions" thing correct.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Oddly enough that seems to be the thing sovcits love doing.

[–] TheBraveSirRobbin@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it bad if I kinda want these? Obviously wouldn't put them on my car, but I think it would be funny to hang them up somewhere in my home. You know like those people who hang up old license plates around their home, garage, or business? Just put these fake ones up there either with or as standalones

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

No! You can buy them on Amazon.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 10 months ago

Aww man, is William Shatner a sovciv?!

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 4 points 10 months ago

I personally know someone who writes like this. Messages, blog posts, emails, sms, anything. I see their message, mark as read, and move on. I simply can't. My brain cannot comprehend this grammar (or, rather, lack thereof). Instead of consistently getting pissed at this person, I just don't read what they have to say. If it's truly important, they'll tell me in person the next time we meet. Otherwise, it's fodder in a seemingly endless maelstrom of random letters.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

It's well explained and purchasable, it has to be legit! 🫨