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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 88 points 4 days ago

If you are an HR manager and you're unable to open a PDF then you should first try and finish first grade high school before continuing your job.

How many great employees have YOU missed out on because you're so lacking in basic life skills that one wonders how you found the tit as a baby to nourish yourself...

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It's because they feed the document to a parser and pdf parsers are more involved and may even require OCR. They aren't unable, they're inept and cheap

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[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 437 points 5 days ago

If your organization is such a clusterfuck that you can't figure out how to open a PDF, then I'm going to consider that a bullet dodged.

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 108 points 5 days ago

Our front desk person, on the computer all day, barely understands how tabs work.

It's scary.

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[-] JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl 79 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Literally every single browser can open a PDF.

Is she admitting that their organization only uses discontinued, insecure Internet Explorer to use the internet? Is she also opening word files in Microsoft word 2005?

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[-] Clbull@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Apparently it's because a lot of agencies use software that automatically scrapes résumés for keywords that match job descriptions and they don't work very well with PDFs.

This isn't a PEBCAK error for once, and that's very surprising because I've learned the hard way that your average recruiter is a professional spammer that will flood your inbox with shitty roles whilst lacking the mental capacity to understand that entry level doesn't mean 5+ years of experience.

[-] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 55 points 4 days ago

What the hell? Every bit of resume advice I've ever gotten has said to use PDF to protect from potential formatting errors due to display differences.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago

The great thing about random tech illiterate assholes posting "hot tips" like this on LinkedIn is that they very often don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

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[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 47 points 4 days ago

I always think of the one green text where the first thing the person does when they get resumes is to throw the top half of the pile in the bin cause:

Can't have any unlucky people working here.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

Reminds me of that greentext about an IT guy for a big business who has absolutely no idea what he's doing and just keeps telling people over the phone to install Adobe Acrobat, about 2 or 3 times a day at most, and 98% of the time it works.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 17 points 3 days ago

This has got to be a shit post or engagement bait...

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 166 points 5 days ago

I'm going to take a stab and say she's a recruiter for a third party staffing company.

They REQUIRE word docs so that they can copy and paste or edit your resume on their template.

Pro tip: take the requirements that they send you and Google search for it. Apply directly with the company and cut them out.

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 61 points 5 days ago

I mean her profile says she works for "First Search" which sound like a middle man for sure.

And "Chief Candidate Whisperer"? Wtf. Don't get me started.

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[-] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 38 points 5 days ago

The recruiters also like to remove your name and contact details so that the companies they are selling you to can't bypass the recruiter.

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[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 81 points 4 days ago

Well, this is obviously ridiculous. If you want to maximise your chances, make it as easy as possible. Send an exe.

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[-] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 4 days ago

Sorry. I don't want to work for a company that's this technologically illiterate. You can't open a pdf? Are you also clicking regularly on phishing emails? What are the chances your personal data like SSN or banking information would be kept secure? What else don't they know how to do on a computer?

[-] JordanZ@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

They are definitely feeding the resumes into some piece of software to eliminate people and it likely doesn’t take PDF. So they have to actually do their job and read something. Can’t have that…

I basically read this as “Please make my job easier by doing X”.

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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 33 points 4 days ago

Translation: i can't insert a pdf into whatever bullshit system i'm using to thoughtlessly eliminate people

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

how many opportunities have you missed

Maybe they should be asking themselves the same questions if they are just ignoring most of the candidates because they are too lazy to get a pdf reader. I'm sure they aren't getting the best people with that approach.

The problem is they expect everyone to jump through hoops for them as if all the candidates are the same and they just need to pick one.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago

You don't even need a dedicated PDF reader, many (most?) browsers have a PDF reader built-in. You need extra software to see word processor documents, you don't to see a PDF.

If a company is so incompetent that a PDF isn't sufficient (or even preferred), that's not a company I want to deal with anyway.

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[-] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 40 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I definitely don't take advice from someone who leads with this

I am the human embodiment of a perfectly poured shot of espresso. Smooth. Satisfying. Energizing.

This is why I am able to exceed expectations and tap into superhuman qualities that transform the lives and careers of job seekers throughout the known galaxy. How?

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

Actual psychopath

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[-] nick@midwest.social 109 points 5 days ago

“Portable Document Format”. If they can’t open it, fuck them, you don’t want to work for that tire fire.

[-] ilikecoffee@lemmy.world 50 points 5 days ago

Yeah, like.. You can literally open it in your web browser wtf

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 122 points 5 days ago

Well duh...PDF stands for "portable document file", not "readable document file".
You can send it, but no one can read it.

You should use readable text files (RTF) instead.

[-] Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world 81 points 5 days ago

:::slaps knee::: ohhh that’s Rich

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[-] oo1@lemmings.world 41 points 4 days ago

Most of the time, sentences in a sensible order, we reading easier can make.

Candidate hot tip - if you're going to learn English from a fictional green puppet, choose Kermit The Frog; he is a native English speaker.

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[-] repungnant_canary@lemmy.world 67 points 5 days ago

If you can't open 90% of pdfs sent from different sources then you're the problem

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[-] Shadow@lemmy.ca 106 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They want it as a word doc so they can edit it and fuck with it before passing it along.

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[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago

Are you fucking kidding me?

That's some of the stupidest shit I've ever heard... Hell, that would even be fucking stupid in 1998.

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[-] x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 5 days ago

These people just want to remove your contact data so they can make money off your back.

Real recruiters find candidates and setup a meeting between you and the company. They also don't care about eventually sending your contact details as their services are actually worth giving them money.

Stupid recruiters that post on LinkedIn arguing about your resume like in the OP just edit your details out and send companies a handful of resumes. They make money from simply being a glorified proxy.

"Chief Candidate Whisperer", like what the actual fuck.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 38 points 4 days ago

Definitive red flag if that is their supposed understanding of computers

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[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Alternative suggestion: spray paint your resume on the outside wall of the offices of whatever company you are trying to apply at. Bonus points if you manage an approximate rendition of Comic Sans throughout.

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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 45 points 5 days ago

9/10 applicants who submit their resume as a PDF for our openings, we can't view.

Can't, or won't?

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago

If you can't figure out how to open a PDF, I really don't want to work for you.

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[-] BingBong@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 days ago

I've been in hiring discussions where word doc is looked down on since the candidate is not thinking about how to protect their data from manipulation.

This ladies take is dumb as hell, or as others have mentioned because her company changes applicants information.

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[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 71 points 5 days ago

I used to work IT at a school and reports were emailed to parents as PDFs.

We got a complaint from a few parents saying things like, why are the reports PDF? Not everyone has Acrobat Reader, you should be sending these out as Microsoft Word files.

I then had to tell them that unlike Microsoft Word, Acrobat Reader is free to download and install. Anyone can get Acrobat reader or another PDF viewer, but not everyone just has Word on their device nor are they willing to buy it.

I didn't mention the part about a Word file is easy to just edit.

I'm also going to assume that some of them are using a work laptop where they have Word installed and no admin rights to install a PDF viewer and too lazy to ask IT.

[-] Doom4535 75 points 5 days ago

Not just this, most (?all?) browsers now support viewing standard PDF documents… So, they shouldn’t even need to installing anything as long as they aren’t using IE…

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[-] AgaveInMyAss@lemmy.world 71 points 5 days ago
[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 63 points 5 days ago

.txt file

80 characters wide

With cool ASCII art, like those pirated software readme files. (Looking at you, Razor 1911)

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[-] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 days ago

I feel like someone should link this person to this thread. Her profile is very easy to find on LinkedIn. I'm sure she'd be shocked by what people are saying, but maybe that's what she needs.

[-] walden@sub.wetshaving.social 64 points 5 days ago

Sorry I can't see this picture, can you upload it as a word document please?

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[-] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 60 points 5 days ago

Can't open a PDF? Fine, here is a JPEG of my resume.

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[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 48 points 5 days ago

This is SovCit level.

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