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It's so over (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 months ago by sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 56 points 2 months ago

Does this sex having require another person or does my couch count?

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago
[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I just can’t. This trope is sofa king stupid

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 43 points 2 months ago

Asexuals: "Guess I'll just die then."

[-] TheHotze@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Asexuals can have sex... I mean I don't, but it is an option, we just don't feel sexual attraction. Edit: so yeah, I guess I will die now. I forgot the point.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Curious. I've got some questions.

I'm attracted to women, though I like futas too. Men however gross me out when I think of them touching me. Do you feel grossed out at all by the thought of either or both genders touching or having sex with you?

[-] TheHotze@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, the gross feeling being applied to everyone is a good way to describe being sex repulsed. There are levels to it though (even for non ace people) some people are okay with fantasy but not the real thing, some people are repulsed even by sexual fantasies, and some people are okay with fantasy if they aren't an actual part of that fantasy.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

Ironically, the article claims the opposite - having sporadic (as opposed to regular or no) sex can trigger an heart attack.

So just don't things half way.

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

A good example of a time where you really need to full-ass it.

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

When you gotta Gunpla, you gotta Gunpla.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 23 points 2 months ago
[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

Reading the actual article , it seems that the issue is doing some... strenuous physical activity when you are not used to it can trigger heart attacks.

[-] whereisk@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Seems unlikely given that ascetic hermits around the world are known for living to a ripe old age.

[-] britishblaze@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Why do you assume they don't have sex? It doesn't specify what they need to have sex with...

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Just crank your hog man biggus-piggus

[-] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Probably a correlation though, not cause

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

This does insinuate that a high-risk of heart attack causes sexlessness.

Better stock up on advil.

[-] Sop@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Not true. It might be that people with illnesses that cause a higher risk of heart attacks can also make it more difficult for them to go out and meet people due to low mobility or chronic pain or fatigue.

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Well yes, that makes sense and all, but it's not nearly as fun as saying mojo is directly controlled by heart health. Or that cancer causes cell phones, or that people named Killian cause air bag recalls. They're obviously wrong and ridiculous, and that's funny.

[-] MichelPatrice@jasette.facil.services 10 points 2 months ago

@sharkfucker420

I don’t really know if it is really true, but I’m not taking any chances.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago
[-] gregor@gregtech.eu 7 points 2 months ago

Username checks out....maybe

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago
[-] tourist@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

[-] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 4 points 2 months ago

All my exes are from Side 3

[-] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Loneliness kills, if you're lonely you're probably having zero sex.

[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Support your local hookers! lol

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Performance anxiety and being broke AF prevents me from supporting my local sex workers. Chance of heart attack is through the roof

[-] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Don't worry OP, there are plenty of sharks in the sea.

[-] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Most people dont have heart attacks, so 2.5 times that is not really much.

[-] SteveXVII@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago
[-] Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Rip Nicol 😔

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