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submitted 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

pronouns Sorry that no one finds mannish shrieking blue haired feminists attractive! You can't force us to find you attractive! Beauty is objective, that's just how biology works. It's always been. Men find big eyes, long hair, reduced nose, small waist etc and, ahem... youthful... female features instinctively attractive (it indicates fertility). No real hot blooded man want's to play a video game as a women with peach fuzz on her face. You might find it "realistic" but men have always found it more attractive when women accentuate their naturally feminine features, not their masculine ones! Straight men want to date women, not other men!

If you keep forcing your "realistic" (ugly) women on us, we're just going to replace you with fembots (much more attractive) and you'll be alone forever! So sorry! smuglord

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[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 8 points 12 hours ago

guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgustingbunny-cop

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 7 points 12 hours ago
[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 10 points 15 hours ago

don't I know it

I married a fake man! he's way too in touch with his emotions and far too willing to change diapers or buy tampons to be a real man, just ask his former coworkers

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 13 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I only date woman whose eyes are 1/3rd of their face. inside-im-crying

Sorry normies.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 12 hours ago

Owls stay winning, I guess.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago

Only cartoonish women from now on

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 20 hours ago
[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 13 hours ago

this one is sad as fuck

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 11 points 19 hours ago

Straight men want to date women, not other men!

Counter Point phoenix-evidence shrek

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 1 points 13 hours ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 13 hours ago
[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 12 hours ago

Bro, they just look like a child, they're actually 1000 years old so if you really think about it, they're the pedo.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago

I know this is badposting, but did you really have to do that? Just make me throw up in the back of my mouth like that? Pretty rude tbh

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