Gamer looking at the monkeys paw in disbelief : games

[+] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 93 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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[-] Ossay@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago

"other attributes" ie. dick and boob size btw

tfw you are trying to do a survival power fantasy and your character penis is as small as your real one powercry-2

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

The first time I loaded up that game a child yelled slurs at me and demanded that I give him my starting rock

[-] Sausage@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Just another day playing online games

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

When I played GTA Online I made a character sort of loosely based on Omar Little from the wire, I got called the n-word so often on mic it was surreal (I’m white IRL).

[-] whogivesashit@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 month ago

Rust is great. Still a fair amount of nazis. Just makes it easier to prioritize bases to destroy. 14th most played game on steam right now. What was edgy about it? Always seemed pretty standard to me.

[-] Latework@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I think it was mainly the player base that was the edgiest part of it.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago

The galactic grade meltdown it would cause would be worth it i-cant

[-] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

timmy-pray

[-] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

It's kinda funny that the reactionary gamers that cry about "fookin pronouns" lmao and so on mainly play cod or some other shit live service game.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Strong, white, and aryan men that kill scary browns.

[-] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

cod is woke though (you can have a rainbow gamer tag while shooting people)

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

I wish that was real

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Dragon Age: The Veilguard is such a clunky name

Why is there a “The” in the middle? It doesn’t sound right. Dragon Age: Veilguard is significantly better and that’s without even looking at other name options.

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Idk shit about Dragon Age, are there multiple veilguards and you're like, the veilguard?

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

I think it's the group name. It's "the veilguard" in the same sense as "the Marx brothers" or "the Avengers."

[-] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Dragon Age: Marx Brothers still sounds better than Dragon Age: The Marx Brothers

what sounds even better is Dragon Age: Marx and Engels (the dragon is capitalism you have to slay or something, idk I've never played Dragon Age)

[-] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

tbf I haven't looked at the new lore yet but even still in the last game you were the Inquisition and it's still only called Dragon Age: Inquisition

to be even more fair it's clunky but the dumbest name will always belong to DA2 for having a number instead of a subtitle

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

It actually was going to have just a subtitle, but the suits decided that people wouldn't know its a sequel if it isn't number 2.

[-] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

yeee, I always rename my shortcuts and install the mod that adds the old Exodus title art back to the title screen/main menu haha

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Write into the user agreement that everyone scrolls past that the user agrees to take hormones and to put their heart and soul into fully transitioning as soon as possible and then pour the rest of your resources into your legal department to make the gamers understand that they signed a legally binding contract and are going to have to live up to their promise if they ever want to be seen as adults.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Gamers when the molehill they made a mountain out of gets turned into an actual mountain