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I wonder who "they" are in this case? The Jews with the space lasers?

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[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 151 points 2 months ago
[-] Shapillon@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

One of my fav webcomics ever.

[-] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

NOTICE OF IMAGE ACQUISITION

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

they use arial? wow, they really are irredeemable.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 107 points 2 months ago

Technically, we do have the ability to control the weather. We’re currently warming the earth but nuclear winter is always available!

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Don't give them ideas. You think people who wanted to inject bleach won't consider this as a viable option?

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[-] babybus@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

I'd say we affect the weather, but we don't seem to be in control.

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[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Thanks, Leela

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[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 2 months ago

Yes, the libs are causing superstorms, melting glaciers, and record-high heat every year. It’s all part of a secret plan to make everyone get rid of oil and drive electric cars, because electric cars turn people gay.

[-] Arsecroft 38 points 2 months ago

ouch, right in the masculinity

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 2 months ago

Studies showed that acceleration not making a sound makes men crave cock and women crave vagina. Elon Musk and George Soros had those studies suppressed. Do your research.

[-] Arsecroft 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We are a month away from an election, please add sarcasm marks if applicable.

doh: /s

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

Marjorie Taylor Green admits she's an atheist! Because she believes They are more powerful than God.

Or it was God's plan for Them to do it?

And what's with MGT using pronouns?

[-] some_guy 36 points 2 months ago

It’s batshit crazy that we let this batshit crazy individual own guns.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

She’s part of our government. I consider that far more dangerous.

[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago

She wants her own space lasers

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

That's not a real thing, is it? I honestly don't know, anything seems possible with these people.

[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago
[-] d00ery@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Holy shit. "Space laser at our soth border". Does she think the south border is in orbit? Does she think illegal aliens means invaders from space? She saw Aliens, and thought it's a documentary. I bet when she says "our troops" she means Bill Paxton and Michael Biehn.

[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Well the situation i believe we have here is that she doesn’t think

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago

Is this how an idiot comes to terms with climate change?

Nah, weather can be made by humans, climate can't, not even by THEM ^tm^ it is all natural! /s

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

There is a way to provoke rain, but that's about it.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 34 points 2 months ago

Oi rain, I shagged yer mum

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago

My friend owned a car wash he worked on a home made weather dominator. It's actually quite easy all you need is some rubber bands, duct tape, a piece of posiedens trident, gods blessing, a demon turtle named frank who only eats out on Sundays but not every Sunday and my father who went for milk and never came back. Unfortunately he couldn't find the rubber bands so it never came to fruition.

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[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

To a very low extent she's somewhat correct. I'll preface by say mtg is an idiot

Cloud seeding is a thing where an aircrafct drops something into clouds and it somewhat adjusts the type of precipitation. And nasa has a machine that simulates extremely loud rockets and it shoots out a mix of hydrogen and oxygen "h2o?" and it creates a cloud that will actually rain. However this is only done in one place i know of and is somewhere in the middle of nowhere Mississippi.

To what extent does mtg think weather can be controlled or created is the question and i imagine she's implying we can steer a hurricane or send tornados to our enemies

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago

If you shoot a rocket into the air that contains a lot of water and then it rains that's not really modifying the weather that's just a very complicated sprinkler system.

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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

the distant sound of hell march 2 rumbles

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

We're out here doing rain dances every day.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Oh, so you're They.

[-] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Oh my god I thought it was fake

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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

If "they" can control the weather, why haven't "they" incinerated Trump with a flash of lightning on one of his rallies?

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[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

kinda, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding

TLDR: takes bunch of little bits of water in a cloud and turns it into bigger drips of water in cloud -> too heavy and falls as rain

EDIT: didn't realize what the post was specifically about, just wanted to share a cool fact. Sorry abt that.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure you know this isn't what the idiot in the post meant.

But it is right, sure.

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[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Ohhh I will never side with Marge, but is that really her account? The username has an extra E? Honest question and I don’t have twitter.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

https://x.com/mtgreenee

Don't expect to see that tweet because it shows them all out of order now.

[-] NateSwift@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

what the fuck why are they out of order

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Elon is an idiot? Beyond that, I have no idea.

[-] NateSwift@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

xcancel is looking better and better

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[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Ew. Ok. So she can’t spell her own name right. 🤷‍♀️

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

"They" only allow meteorologists to report weather and weatherologists to predict the meteors.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thaddeus Q. They terminated his weather control experiments in the late nineties. Everyone knows that. It's why the weather was normal until after 9/11 destroyed the transmitter.

[-] oldfaintinggoat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Sure they can, all it takes is a sharpie!

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Someone needs to remind the slowest member of Congress again about the difference between fiction and nonfiction. There's no Flash Rogue's Gallery villains hiding in a secret base somewhere.

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