Me, explaining to her why cutting down a shotgun is not a good idea as part of a robust a self defense posture, given the history of the technique, the resulting ergonomics, and the wide availability of superior compact self defense items. She is very receptive to my lecture and has agreed to a second date.

This is basically the anime adaptation of Ruby Ridge

Snort 50-60 grams of creatine

Eat so much protein that it changes your gut bacteria and brain chemistry

Lift weights until you feel nothing but fiery pain in your muscles.

Do this daily and you won't have any issues with carrying anything that was designed to be carried.

ass go brrt

Source?

Im totally going to help and definitely not shoot that f̶u̶n̶ ̶r̶e̶g̶u̶l̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶f̶i̶c̶e̶r̶ ATF agent :3

To be perfect, this meme would need a "Flowers By Irene"-esque breakout of ATF.