Fun fact about Rob Zombie is that he got the presidential medal of freedom from Joe Biden.
Ridin with Biden in my Dragula
God could dad drive a coffin
You're a uh uhhhh a-a scary g-guy uh fat, scare the pants right off me! 
In an attempt to make herself seem more likeable to hew-mon voters, Kamala Harris picked up her laugh as an affectation after seeing Sherri Moon Zombie's performance as Baby Firefly in House of 1,000 Corpses.
Dragula is objectively the best song ever recorded.
This is Super-Charger Heaven erasure and I will not stand for it, purely because it features Christopher "Saxon-slaying Saruman" Lee.
Either way, John Tempesta is, well, if he's not in my top 5 favorite drummers, he's definitely up there. Fuckin' legend. 
Shred your frets
Across a ragged thumb
Strumming together
Strings vibrating
Move the song
Reverb so loud
Bound up the threads
In Minor E!
Ragged fingers strum
And they raggedly shrill
You shred the solo in Major C
Ragged fingers strum
And they raggedly shrill
Down in the mosh pit you can see!
Hey YEAH! that's the fret that you wanted
HEY YEAH!! Shred the superbeast!
Hey YEAH! that's the fret that you wanted
HEY YEAH!! Shred the superbeast!
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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