Staying dehydrated is a conspiracy started by Big Kidney Stone™ to create more kidney stones. If your urine is any darker than straw color you need to drink water.
This post is proudly sponsored by Big Piss™
Fr tho the hydration obsession is marketing wank you get you to buy Gatorade, fancy water, water bottles, etc. If you're thirsty, drink water. If you are doing exercise, drink extra water. If you're drinking alcohol, too bad, you're getting a hangover even if you drink a shitload of water because you're in your 30s now.
How did it go? If gatorade was salty, you needed it, else you got fooled?
You laugh, but you should see how often I have to go take a leak.
Always with a water by my side. Always tyrannized by my bladder.
Then how about whenever I start washing dishes, soap in my hands, and I suddenly need to urgently go to the bathroom.
The struggle is real WAKE UP SHEEPLE geez...!
Then how about whenever I start washing dishes, soap in my hands, and I suddenly need to urgently go to the bathroom.
Everybody's been there and nobody will admit it, but we've all peed in the sink.
Do we have a sinkpissers community yet?
The rich are using Big Piss to distract us while they take golden showers.
Pisspost.
This is anti-hydration propaganda!
Hydration is a lie!
It feels like Dr. Wongburger's latest scheme to get enough piss to make it to piss planet.
Alchemists would collect piss to make DMT
This is what Spez is really up to.
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