When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to poop the political bands which have connected them with another, and to poop among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of God poops on them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should poop the causes which impel them to the separation.
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Someone should make this and discreetly replace it with the other copy and see how long it takes for anyone to notice
A year?
What if OP wasn't even American?
epic bit
We the poople
Seems like the best place for it.
A bidet would be cheaper.
Emergency toilet paper. Very considerate
You can steal it like hit actor Nicolas Cage!
Put Combat Liberalism next to it.
Your bodily fluids are declaring independence from your body
but no bill of rights?
TELLING
for when you run out of toilet paper
Ooooh! If you can maybe get a friend to help so you don't get the blame, a declaration of independence glory hole could be part of your workplace
If we pool like $3000 together we could probably get Nic Cage's fee together for a DIY national treasure parody
Damn, it'd be a shame if someone shit in it and smushed it
Someone should write 'if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down' as an addition
Doing the morally correct thing by depositing shit microparticles on it every time you flush.
Fitting place tbh
It must be for wiping your ass