When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to poop the political bands which have connected them with another, and to poop among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of God poops on them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should poop the causes which impel them to the separation.
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Someone should make this and discreetly replace it with the other copy and see how long it takes for anyone to notice
A year?
What if OP wasn't even American?
epic bit
We the poople
Seems like the best place for it.
Emergency toilet paper. Very considerate
You can steal it like hit actor Nicolas Cage!
A bidet would be cheaper.
Your bodily fluids are declaring independence from your body
Put Combat Liberalism next to it.
but no bill of rights?
TELLING
In bad country yaddayadda...
Putting the foundational document of your country in the fucking public bathroom is a uniquely American perversion that there absolutely no way you'd see in any other country. It's like how the same people who will freak out if an American flag touches the ground are awooga about American flag bikinis or whatever. There is this weird phychosexual relationship to consumerism that is part of American patriotism and flag merch is a blatant example. Rock flag and eagle. It'd some resl nasty fetishist shit you don't even see Germans doing.
wait, do you mean they're not posting the Magna Carta in Nando's????
The Nando's menu is a document that's both still relevant, and successfully binds the powerful.
Unfortunately, most of our non-poultry-related problems can't be fixed by threatening to call Corporate and get their franchise yanked.
for when you run out of toilet paper
Ooooh! If you can maybe get a friend to help so you don't get the blame, a declaration of independence glory hole could be part of your workplace
If we pool like $3000 together we could probably get Nic Cage's fee together for a DIY national treasure parody
Someone should write 'if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down' as an addition
Damn, it'd be a shame if someone shit in it and smushed it
Fitting place tbh
Doing the morally correct thing by depositing shit microparticles on it every time you flush.
It must be for wiping your ass