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Compact car (lemmy.world)

(A F550 truck that parked in a compact car parking spot)

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[-] dub@lemmy.world 60 points 10 months ago

Maybe they thought it meant peepee size 👀

[-] frostbiker@lemmy.ca 30 points 10 months ago

Having a small penis doesn't make you a bad person and being a bad person doesn't shrink your penis. Let's stop shaming people based on things they have no control over, such as skin color, sexual orientation or penile length.

[-] regalia@literature.cafe 10 points 10 months ago

Agreed. It's so embarrassing when I go to buy something and drop my monster condoms that I use for my magnum dong.

[-] dub@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

You know what man. That's true. It's easy to shit on dudes for things they can't change cause they did a shitty thing.

[-] Bendavisunlv6@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

One time I got into a who-gets-the-parking-spot competition with another vehicle. I was faster and I got it. The other vehicle was a monster truck bigger than this one. As I got out and walked away I heard it’s h loud horn blare and a voice shouted “hey!” It was the guy in the monster truck. I walked over to him. He remained inside, rolled down the window. He was smallll. Like probably not quite 5 feet tall small. And in a little squeaky voice he said “aw man! I was gonna get that parking space, bro!” I just said “you mean that one where my car is?” and walked away.

[-] I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social 21 points 10 months ago

In this case, compact should be a verb.

[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Bad choice of parking spot but this truck does have an actual usable bed.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Sure but that's not a work truck. That's some suburban douchebags accessory to go with their unscuffed work boots.

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure thats a traffic violation in most places

[-] Astongt615@lemmy.one 14 points 10 months ago

My favorite thing for these parking lot issues is just folding the passenger mirror in. Non destructive, annoying, and the owner almost never notices until they have at least gotten in the vehicle, if not already moving, and have to stop, get out, fix the mirror, and start the whole "go" processes over.

[-] gayhitler420@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Replace all modern full size pickups with this, fr.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 8 points 10 months ago
[-] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

Probably proud that he "owned the libs" and their woke compact parking spaces

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

It looks like something sent to their buddies right after parking.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 10 months ago

My favorite is seeing a bunch of big ass trucks that have green paint taking up the "Green Vehicle Only" spaces.

this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2023
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