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Time for a bird flu pandemic (hexbear.net)
submitted 7 months ago by FuckyWucky@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago (3 children)

raw milk

coin

michael-laugh

[–] Class_of_1917@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

couldnt parody them harder if you tried

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

truly the golden age of grift

a century ago, they'd have to find and milk a cow

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

DO. IT.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Can't wait to add pasteurizing my own milk to my extremely long chore list because the prince of worms removed the requirement, and capitalists stopped doing it to lower costs

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

It's unlikely that you need to be drinking milk, you can just stop drinking it 👍

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

alex-aware THE RADICAL CULTURAL MARXIST LIBERALS ARE INDOCTRINATING YOUR CHILDREN INTO BELIEVING GERM THEORY

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 19 points 7 months ago

If germs are real, why are they just a theory? 😏

[–] shath@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

welcome back lysenko

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 23 points 7 months ago

The heuristic of predicting the future by imagining the funniest possible result continues to be the best method.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Beyond parody

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Bird flu is not the only problem this causes...

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 7 months ago

cow flu? don't think they do that