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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] goose@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago
  • staring into the middle distance for 20-40 minutes as existential dread washes over you in endless waves, each one eroding a bit of your will to live and carrying it out into oblivion
  • video game
[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Doing the thing where you mix your ketchup and mayo together into that orange things

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Ah, the classic "secret sauce".

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Russian ~~disinformation~~ ~~interference~~ dressing

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Having a pair of powerful mandibles for holding prey in place while it is devoured

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I do have very powerful mandibles

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago

B-b-but I voted for PSL!

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

receiving state funds to create pornography for psychological operations

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What? That's a thing you can do?

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

CW: sexism, SV, racism, queerphobia

yes

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

2: unilaterally renaming/deleting popular communities without consulting the users?
3: calling them white cishet bros when they object?

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Enjoying mayonnaise and potatoes

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

potatoes

Woah now! Everyone likes potatoes.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

UFC enjoyment