I cook'a da pasta
But only for a fraction of a second
All other science in the world is going to have to take a pause until we figure this shit out. I want to try the asbestosghetti.
well these chemists should come up with a way to cook'a da pasta
spray some water on it and microwave for 1 second, there you go mama mia
With this and a ragu polymer, you could create spaghettiglass
Mama Mia, they shrunka my spaghet
"I don't think it's useful as pasta, sadly, as it would overcook in less than a second, before you could take it out of the pan."
Yeah no I'd hate for the instant noodles I have to breathe on heavily to cook to be real
World's smallest Italian man:
Professor Williams added, "I don't think it's useful as pasta, sadly, as it would overcook in less than a second, before you could take it out of the pan."
clearly not a professor of cooking, as he didn't consider the immediately obvious solution of "don't cook it, just pour a hot sauce over it" ๐๐๐
Italian asbestos
You're hungry for innovation? Here's me, cooking the world's smallest spaghetti
could probably make something similar by putting the same formic acid and flour mixture into a cotton candy spinner
Make it THINNER
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