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[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago

Panel 2 and the rest take place in a mirror universe

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Because their eyes are fixed in an absolute plane to the viewers perception. So to us it looks like they swapped seats, but that's just because we don't understand how their eyes work.

...this is why their eyes are jutting off their heads like that. It would make more sense if you had eyes like theirs, then you would understand this as a quirk of their universe.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

A wizard did it

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rogue droplets? What is this allergic to water or something? It’s a lot better than smearing shit all over your ass and smelling bad.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I'm more worried about why it's getting in his balls. Are they exposed to the open air??

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, thankfully my scrotum is, currently at least, fully intact. No butt-water in these balls!

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Easy fix, get a syringe and you can grab some toilet water to inject in your sac.

Hope this helps

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You don't use a poop sock?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I used to, but then I got a bidet. It’s like Sea World every time I poop now.

[–] Melt@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 2 months ago

It started as a joke that it’s a sock for gamers to poop in without having to leave the screen. Pretty sure no one’s actually done it but in today’s world, who knows…

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my balls... 🎤

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'm more worried that her eyes aren't in her head.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 months ago

They swapped seats between first and second frame

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm more worried about when the tip touches something it shouldn't....

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

oh god public toilet nightmares

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Witch's kiss

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 21 points 2 months ago

He calls it collateral, i call it cool mist breeze. Shit's a feature my dude

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is why you wipe dry afterwards.

I mean, why would you worry about drops of water on your balls when your whole ass is wet?

[–] r0ertel@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It's working as designed. The sac is the mud flap, right?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

If the water is cold I guess

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Its gonna dry anyway why waste the paper.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This means either you're hanging your ass for quite a while in the bathroom, or you just walk around butt naked.

Otherwise, you'd have some soggy underwear.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 0 points 2 months ago

Wearing underwear. As soon as you pull up your pants its a little wet and you go on with life. It probably dries out in like half an hour.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You have to use a regulator for controlling both temp and pressure, that will get rid of the residual splash stuff