this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2024
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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.

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Also their friend recorded the moment they thought they made the 'discovery', posted it, captioned it something like 'the moment history was made 3/12/24'. It was filmed with a 2000s camcorder, when someone asked why, they answered that they wanted this to look more 'cinematic' or something. I Can't find the post though

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[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 70 points 7 months ago

Bro was a one man version of that time the “we did it reddit” nerds got an innocent person arrested lol

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 63 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It would be so funny if the police was flooded with useless "help" like this.

[–] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

ive been thinking about calling the tip line with completely useless info but im scared

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Real "we did it reddit we caught the boston bomber!" energy in this nerd

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 49 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Loser energy so powerful it could supply the entire earth with electricity

[–] glans@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Now we can have unlimited ai after all thanks a lot buddy

[–] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago

god thats so pathetic

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 43 points 7 months ago (5 children)
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 42 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Choosing a weird format for aesthetic reasons and then sticking unshakably to that decision citing vibes is the one thing I actually respect and relate to here

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"very sad shooting" look I'm sure there are actual human victims in crimes throughout the world where they use one of those share bikes to get away, and the only time this dweeb redditor wants to use his "skill" is when there absolutely wasn't a crime committed??!

A demon was returned to the nether in which it was spawned.

Insufferable kid.

[–] glans@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Maybe he wanted to give the guy a trophy or something.

[–] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago

what an epic hacker this guys a hero he used his computer skills to track down the killer and save the city the police were stumped and he saved the day by being such a cool nerd he got on his computer and typed really fast and traced the bikes location and the cops arrested the bad guy and it was all thanks to our hero Riley Walz honorary nypd hacker computer wizard surveillance expert who saved the day and kept the city safe

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Some people really have no self-awareness

[–] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Lmfao holy shit this is so bad

Dudes @ is "siliconvmg" tf lol

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 39 points 7 months ago

Critical support if he made investigators waste more time so pop pop could get away

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

What kind of fucking idiot thinks that a clearly well planned assassination ends in riding off on a GPS bike with publicly accessible data?

[–] LisaTrevor@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

why is he the BrainPop robot?

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

shit that's a throwback. Communism is when coal miners make the same wage as a banker.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Reddit moment

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Guy is a photoshop dude if you read down. Also it looks kinda like he used a glock

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago