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DENY DEFEND DEPOSE

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[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 41 points 3 weeks ago

packwatch

Deny this claim, motherfucker

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago

that means he planned for quite some time to shoot him 3 times.

this guy is no joke.

[-] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 47 points 3 weeks ago

the next two said "RIP" and "BOZO" but he was too good a shooter he didn't need any more

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 weeks ago

Imagining his inner conscience counting them out:

click

^one

click

^two

click

^three

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder who the other bullets have on their casings.

"DESIST"

"DESTROY"

"DECOMISSION" (this was v hard to inscribe)

"DISQUALIFY" (also hard)

"DISFIGURE" (somehow carved with enough hate that it was swift)

"DEPLATFORM" (running out of space, so smaller font)

"DAFFODIL" (to just throw people off)

"DISPOSE"

And finally,

"DEEZNUTS"

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago

Incomprehensibly based.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

Do you hear that, healthcare bourgeoisie? Universal healthcare could save your life too.

[-] spectre@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

I mean that's true of pretty much all basic social democratic reforms. They have the opportunity to capitulate before it's too late, but they just can't be bothered. It would be a great convenience if they would just fuck off with it.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Somebody once said something about the last capitalist selling the last rope

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago

Watch as it turns out his gun has "this machine plays folk music" carved into it.

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 29 points 3 weeks ago
[-] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Deny the claim

Defend the lawsuit

Depose the patient

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's a play on a book, Delay, Deny, Defend: Why Insurance Companies deny claims and what you can do about it.

Except Depose has a dual meaning in place of defend. Depose could be to remove from power or dethrone. It can also mean as in Deposition or testifying in a legal case, which the CEO was about to do as his company is under investigation from the DOJ.

Then the stock price rose after his Dead Men tell no tales moment the day he was going into an investors gooning session of misery and death profiteering.

Disgruntled employee, client, shareholder?

Get it while it's not redacted-1redacted-2

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

Ooh juicy conspiracy time. Count me in for cool-zone winter

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago

gaslight gatekeep girlboss ๐Ÿ’…

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

More like The Rizzler.

[-] Stolen_Stolen_Valor@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

Riddle me this Batman: What animal has also has 3 holes in the back of its skull?

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

The author of Delay, Deny, Defend, is going to get used as a sacrificial lamb when they can't catch the shooter

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Riddle me this!

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Is the video available publicly? Can I see it?

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

I want the full video though. I heard his gun got jammed or something which he fixed to continue shooting.

[-] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

They were using subsonic rounds. Those frequently don't have enough oomph to fully cycle the slide on their own in a blowback operated gun. So they had to manually cycle the slide between shots. That wasn't a problem with the gun, just a quirk of the ammo.

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

I figured they were talking about between the second and third shot where he's having to mess with the chamber. I also heard that whatever happened may just be normal for the setup he was using. But I'm not sure of either because I'm not a gun guy.

I don't think there's more video though because he takes all 3 shots in that.

[-] Babs@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

I also heard that whatever happened may just be normal for the setup he was using.

Gun gal here: yeah most 9mm pistols with a Browning-style action (Glocks, Sigs, etc) won't properly cycle with a suppressor on them. Something about the barrel tilt. You need a special bit called a booster to get enough recoil to cycle. Otherwise you need to manually cycle like seen in the video.

[-] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Mf sounding like The Combine Overwatch.

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

INSURANCE IS A LIE

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