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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're pooping over there so we don't have to poop here

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

this is by far the best comment here, let's recognise it properly

[–] PRNE@weatherishappening.network 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

@Dirt_Owl my yellow ribbon stands for piss not yucky poop get that outta here

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe you would disrespect me like that.

I sacrificed my life so you could poop in peace at home and this is how you repay me?

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OWLS DONT POOP i mean kinda but its a slurry mix of pee and poo like diarrhea.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Oh so now we're coming at me for being efficient

[–] buh@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Poosoner of war • Pissing in action 🫡

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

God could dad poop

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

meanwhile the MIC (Manure Industrial Complex) chuckles and rubs its hands together

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago