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Yeah, but the way things are going soon it will be cheaper to buy a B-52 to live in than a house.
Imagine the amazing globe trotting townhouse you could build inside of a B-52!
Yeah but you need 18000 feet of bullshit to land it, I wait patiently for my Sikorsky winnebago kit to come in the mail
Now thats-ah spicy meatball!
But I still want a B-52 for christmas
We have The B-52s at home.
B-52 at home
"This lobster sure is tough..."
Last Christmas by Bham!
Verse:
Last Christmas, I bought you a plane,
A B-52, thought it’d keep you entertained.
But it turns out, it’s not just for fun,
A hundred-year commitment weighs a ton.
Chorus:
Last Christmas, I gave you my plane,
But the very next day, you gave it away.
This year, to save me some stress,
I’m buying you socks and a matching vest.
There needs to be some lines about bombs
Does this plane mostly consist of wheels? Those tires are very huge.
That's mostly the angle. The wheels on a B-52 are big, but you can still look over them (very accurate "I stood next to one once" description). I'd say no taller than 1.5m?
Quick, ask on the War Thunder forum for some spec sheets!
I wonder if there will still be DC-3s flying commercially by that time? I imagine the Basler turboprop conversions will be.
AN-2 will still be viable in 1000 years
And pretty much everything Dehaviland has ever made.
Piper Cubs will probably outlive us all, too.
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