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[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

If you think about it, a halberd is just a defective, meaty trebuchet

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago

Gonna need some help working out that one.

[-] mapleseedfall@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[-] TwanHE@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

Idk man I quite like the simplicity of the goedendag

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 3 hours ago

A good day to you too

[-] tetris11@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

yeah it's pretty light and meaty in comparison. I myself prefer the crunchwrap supreme

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Based and Flanders-pilled.

[-] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 71 points 18 hours ago

I know this is a meme... buuuuuuut the halberd is a specialized weapon that excels in its role and almost no where else. The spear, however, is versatile and useful in most combat situations.

Obviously the Poleaxe is the superior weapon.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 13 points 13 hours ago

The glaive is the coolest polearm and I will brook no disagreement.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Us pointy stick fanciers have some words

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 6 points 13 hours ago

What is specialized role of halberd?

Seems a weapon that long should be thrusted, and being a bit lighter would help with aim/retraction and retrusts. Using a super long axe seems impractical, hence my first question.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Halberd is a kind of specialized multitool. It's for fighting in formation, looser than pikes, but still fairly close-order. The point allows it to stab and repel riders, the hook for dismounting any riders who feel like lingering too long, and the axehead for the killing blow on infantry or dismounted cavalry.

Think of it as the difference between a Swiss Army Knife and an everyday survival knife. The Swiss Army Knife will do some things better than the survival knife, but the survival knife has more universal versatility, is hardy, and easy to handle.

That being said, the halberd is more useful than the original commenter gives it credit for, the disadvantages compared to a two-handed spear mostly relate to a less-optimal weight and wieldiness (the axe head being rather large and heavy compared to a spearhead) rather than an essential inability to mimic the usage of a spear in most cases. The halberd is more useful against armored targets, or with some room to maneuver in formation. The spear is more useful in extremely tight formations and is more nimble.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 12 hours ago

Halberds can hook onto a guy with armour and knock them down so you can get out the baby knife and stabby stab.

[-] Aielman15@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago

Also, you can craft a perfectly serviceable spear with a wooden stick and a sharp stone.

Good luck crafting a halberd without some dope blacksmithing skills.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I was just going to not say any of that because im not a nerd! Nerd!

Spears are awesome

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 13 hours ago

This is a billhook. It hooks Bill.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Bill and his hookers again?

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

As long as the halberd is designed such that it can stab as well as a spear, then yes, it's strictly better IMO.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

Well, it's still heavier, and in extremely tight formations the halberd-heads can be more likely to get caught up on one another.

[-] Forester@yiffit.net 27 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)
[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Imagine thinking a self bow is a suitable weapon of war. Laughs in turkic, Mongolian, and Magyar

[-] Keegen@lemmy.zip 27 points 17 hours ago

That's just miniature spears with a fancy propelling mechanism! More proof long stick with pointy end is the superior weapon!

[-] Forester@yiffit.net 23 points 16 hours ago

So what you're saying is it's not the size of the spear but it's how you thrust it?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

well, bullets are very small and girthy in comparison, so yes.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 3 hours ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

[-] madthumbs@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Not goinna fight you while you pleasure yourself on your halberd like the picture.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 11 points 14 hours ago

“Always wait until your enemy as fully committed to lovemaking with their weaponry.” - Sun Tzu

[-] Mim@lemmy.zip 15 points 19 hours ago

Why should If ight you? You are absolutely correct.

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 hours ago

They never said you have to disagree to fight them.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago

Well, you might be able to win if you are able to afford and equip, say, 1,000 pike maidens to his one halberd harlot.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 18 hours ago

There's harlots and maidens? Where's this halbert place you speak of?

[-] Mim@lemmy.zip 3 points 17 hours ago

Maybe. But halberd harlot 🥵🥵🥵

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

I coded my own simple spear sling in JSON to carry my halberd around as a cooking utensil in Cataclysm DDA–enjoyer verified.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 6 points 19 hours ago

Then we shall fite in the shade

this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2024
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