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Really glad for articles like this that discuss veganism from simply a business perspective without talking about the animals.

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The unnatural and processed vegan consumption of steaming some asparagus.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

Everything that goes into bringing up a single cow to the murder age would grow up a lot of fucking asparagus.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Plants, famously unnatural and libertine.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Yeah but vegetables are not an internet-approved food so they’re bad for you!

[–] windowlicker@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the desire for "unprocessed consumption" has led people to leather? because the way leather appears on a boot is exactly the way it appeared on the cow, no processing in between was necessary!

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yep, famously all-natural leather. With its chrome and ammonium salts added with love. ❤️ The workers who died of cancer due to exposure would have liked for you to know they served their company with honor and valor.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

We need to go back to the traditional methods of rubbing piss and shit on an animal hide.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

It's incredible how the simple word "brand" became a reliable way of flagging that whatever you're writing is absolute garbage and a waste of the reader's time. It has been synonymous with pain and ruin from the moment it entered the lexicon.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Cotton industry in shambles. Linen stock market prices in freefall. Bangladesh sets all jute fields on fire. More information available on voguebusiness.com at 11 AM EST.

[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Oh yes, the "all natural" AmeriKKKan feedlot steak. Fed with antibiotics, hormones, endless suffering and bird poop.

[–] hamid@vegantheoryclub.org 12 points 4 months ago

I support conservatives dying of heart disease

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Really cool and good having to accept that we've lost the culture wars yet again.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Hybrid animals in my cyberpunkerinos: ron-soy

A plant-based milk alternative: angery

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Beef and milk industries are going wild with the propaganda lately, are they that bad off? Or is this Gates trying to spool up demand for beef as he transitions his farms to produce it?