Wizards poop on the floor and use magic to make it disappear, this is confirmed canon by Rowling the same way Dumbledore being gay and Hermione βpossiblyβ being black is, via tweet.
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So Hermione just never learnt those spells ig, despite being 'the cleverest witch of her age'
Coprophilia is the answer. She could just avada shitavra it away, of course. But whereβs the fun in that?
Avada shitavra is an unforgivable poo-curse! Hermione would never
unforshittable curse
Hermione βpossiblyβ being black
the fuck?
Hermione got cast by a black actress in some official Harry Potter stage play kinda recently. Someone contacted Rowling about it.
Rowling the Terf Queen then proceeded to quote parts of the books saying Hermione has frizzy, curly hair, large lips and a big nose. I'm not kidding.
Draco is French
Ew can you please censor f*nch tyvm
Oh my god I'm so sorry
C'mon I know theres a tonne of harry potter fans on this site so at least one of you has gotta know
Its because she shit here pants while drunk at a hogwarts party
Slug Club
Because seven ate nine
Seven was a six offender...
There is no actual magic in Harry Potter. There's just a type of people who can so expertly control the pressure and composition of their farts they can induce magic-like hallucinations. This is why spells are cast with a puff of green smoke.
Hogwarts teaches people how to battle fart
bean magic would be kinda OP then huh
Because Ron didn't know she ate all the ribs.
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