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In all honesty, it's probably true. Hermione is 1) a muggle and grew up with basic plumbing, 2) is British so a nation not known for its use of bidets. Ron also probably has a stanky arse too fwiw

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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wizards poop on the floor and use magic to make it disappear, this is confirmed canon by Rowling the same way Dumbledore being gay and Hermione ”possibly” being black is, via tweet.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So Hermione just never learnt those spells ig, despite being 'the cleverest witch of her age'

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Coprophilia is the answer. She could just avada shitavra it away, of course. But where’s the fun in that? blob-no-thoughts

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Avada shitavra is an unforgivable poo-curse! Hermione would never

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

unforshittable curse

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hermione ”possibly” being black

the fuck?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Hermione got cast by a black actress in some official Harry Potter stage play kinda recently. Someone contacted Rowling about it.

Rowling the Terf Queen then proceeded to quote parts of the books saying Hermione has frizzy, curly hair, large lips and a big nose. I'm not kidding.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ew can you please censor f*nch tyvm

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my god I'm so sorry

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

C'mon I know theres a tonne of harry potter fans on this site so at least one of you has gotta know

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Its because she shit here pants while drunk at a hogwarts party

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] M68040@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seven was a six offender...

[–] axont@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

There is no actual magic in Harry Potter. There's just a type of people who can so expertly control the pressure and composition of their farts they can induce magic-like hallucinations. This is why spells are cast with a puff of green smoke.

Hogwarts teaches people how to battle fart

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

bean-think bean magic would be kinda OP then huh

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Because Ron didn't know she ate all the ribs.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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